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DARK PENGUIN. ------------. Author's Foreword:. My name is Count Buttocks. I would like to say a few things before. you begin your descent into the surrealisitic, virtual world of ideas that.
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My name is Count Buttocks. I would like to say a few things before
you begin your descent into the surrealisitic, virtual world of ideas that
is "DARK PENGUIN". In the writing of this poem... my personal masterpiece...
I tried for a grand epic feel. Something parallel to Odysseus... My inspir-
ation for the poem cam to me through a re-occurring nightmare of Omar Sharif
in his underwear, uttering the word 'DOMINOES' over and over again. I have
also written it in my own style. I like to call it... crap-verse.
I have a purpose in this poem. My purpose is quite hidden. I
challenge you, the reader to decipher it. It is the challenge of this poem.
I also have a suggestion. This particular poem is better heard and
not read... and also... it is best if you have it read to you by a burly
Remember..... you must attempt to figure out the point of the poem...
the purpose. And in doing so... maybe discover your OWN purpose, on this re-