Bukan semua Rekacipta Penting, sebahagiannya adalah Tidak masuk Akal

1. Bukan semua Rekacipta Penting, sebahagiannya adalah Tidak masuk Akal Not All Invnetion are Notable and Some are ….

2. Bunny Syringe -1967 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! When small kids see a needle they often go ballistic. The Bunny Syringe was invented to ease the inevitable for the kid and the doctor.  The syringe is disguised as a cute bunny with a big smile and a very long, thin nose.

3. FLOOD BAG1982

4. Ski Brake 1985 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Sprouted wings, braking wings - Lightweight, waterproof fabric is stretched between your ski poles and attached to your chest via Velcro.  Arms out wide, go slow - hands together, zoom

5. WINDY WHEELS 1988

6. MOTORCYCLE AIRBAG1989

7. Hand Near Mouth Alarm-1990 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Wristwatch-like “Early Warning” device incorporates a three axis attitude sensor that sounds an alarm, warning the mindless eater, compulsive smokers, drinkers and nose pickers.

8. Airplane Moisturizer -1991Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Long flights on airplanes with cramped seats, bad food and dry air rule the day.  But dry air, the Airplane Moisturizer Mask is a solution!  The AMM contains moisture grabbing paper inserts that capture the dampness of your exhales and releases the same moisture back to you as you inhale.  Simple, elegant and especially useful if you are seated next to a chatty Cathy

9. Angel Ears - 1991Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Ear adornment can be traced back thousands of years as men and women have sought to enhance the sides of the head by wearing earrings, hoops and plugs.  But our daring inventor has taken ear enhancement to a whole new level, enabling you to add a lot more pizzazz to your accessory line. 

10. Anti- Eating Mouth Cage - 1992Real Patently Absurd Inventions! The Mouth Cage is designed to allow you to breath and speak but not eat due to the food barrier that's mounted on your face.  Just in case you are temped by that perfect pie that's calling out to you, the Mouth Cage is actually locked onto your head, so you can't cheat the system.

11. Boob Tube - 1992 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Outdoor sporting events But when the weather turns ugly you need to Umbrellas they block the view of the person behind you and you still often end up getting wet.  But you'll stay high & dry in the Boob Tube!  This foul weather suit is designed to protect you in rain, sleet, hail or snow while allowing a clear view for your fellow spectators.  A couple of slits for your arms and a built-in hood.  Figure #2 demonstrates the ability to sit down and look like a tube of toothpaste.

12. FLATULENCEODOUR ABSORBING FILTER 1995

13. Alarm Fork - 1995Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Most people suffer from Obesity. Why?  Because most people are eating too fast!  Slow down, take a break and give your food some time to settle.  Slower eating allowing food to settle leads to feeling full before you've devoured an entire ten course meal.  Less food, less weight gain.  And we're here to help, with the amazing Alarm Fork.  The rules: you can only eat when your fork gives you the green light.  That's right, once you’ve shoveled some food into your mouth, the fork sensors cue the fork to emit a red light.  And you know what that means, STOP!  Now wait, tick, tick, tick, tick… ding!  Green light, take a bite.  

14. Crash Wing - 1997 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Before the crash, ejected from the motorcycle, a para-wing popped open and it’s lifting action glides you away from the crash site and floats you back to earth safely

15. GET Wiz Pouch – 1998 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! This curious invention converts a standard toilet into a multi-receptacle device utilizes a two piece toilet lid that has a rubberized flexible pouch sandwiched in the middle.   When not in use, the urinal is folded flat behind cover #40, hiding it from view and allowing you to use the toilet in a normal fashion. To use the Wiz Pouch, pull down the cover and the urinal pops open

16. Doggie Umbrella 1998

17. Horse Diaper - 1998Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Frequent mucking-out of stables, horse-boxes and like shelters and the renewal of sawdust, etc., are necessary if the animal's accommodation is to be kept in reasonable condition.  This can require copious labor of a tedious and unpleasant nature."  One Solution - Strap a big rubber diaper on your trusty steed! 

18. GET THE SHAFT- 1999 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Leaving home with your pets, gerbils, mice, hamsters or snakes. ?   The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing. Clean the Gerbil Shirt by attaching it to a faucet (remove pets first please), and you should avoid collisions and falls that could cause pet panic.  

19. Head Napkin - 2001 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Hunter Hide & Camouflage

20. Jacques Fido 2001 Real Patently Absurd Inventions! Scuba dive for dog includes a microphone and a speaker for interspecies communications.  We think the dog got the better deal with his 360 degree viewing bubble shaft for all Clubs

21. When watching a parade, the Dad Saddle slips around Dad's waist and evenly distributes the weight load on his hips for maximum comfort.  We want to know where the reins are for steering this steed and we highly recommend no spurs! Dad Saddle - 2002 Real Patently Absurd Inventions!

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