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The 6 Things Student’s Forget About in College

SARCASTIC. The 6 Things Student’s Forget About in College. By Kyra Barrett. DISCLAIMER.

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The 6 Things Student’s Forget About in College

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  1. SARCASTIC The 6 Things Student’s Forget About in College By Kyra Barrett

  2. DISCLAIMER College is not for everyone. This Power Point is not to “pur or dis” suade anyone from attending what ever college they should desire. This Power Point serves to inform future students and attendees with the “perks” of attending a university.

  3. You could attend one of these!

  4. Congratulations!! I am pleased to inform you that insert your name here has been accepted into a college of their choice!!

  5. Welcome to the real world You have accepted into a university of your choice. The grueling application process has been worth it. You finally get to make something of yourself! • Today in the mail you received: 1. A Certificate with your name on it! 2. AFREE T-SHIRT of your future Alma- Mater

  6. The number 1 thing you forgot 1. free adjective \ˈfrē\ : not costing any money : not held as a slave or prisoner : not physically held by something The Word FREE!! Businesses help you out! YOU SAVE MONEY! Your student ID cards get you free things!

  7. The NUMBER 2 THING YOU FORGOT DORMS!

  8. Continued You will make new friends! (You’re surrounded by strangers) You live in such close proximity! If you get sick, everyone gets sick!

  9. The number 3 thing you forgot Communal Bathrooms But you will always have a reason to buy new flip flops : shower shoes

  10. NUMBER 4 THING YOU FORGOT Exercise The Freshman Fifteen: Another name for the college freshman class; given to the freshman class because in the first year of college, students will usually eat more than usual and not exercise as much, thus gaining weight (usually about 15 pounds) How do I keep it off?

  11. continued How do I keep it off?

  12. continued Guess what: YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS ANYMORE …BECAUSE YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT

  13. NUMBER 5 THING YOU FORGOT FOOD Expectations:

  14. Reality: YOU GET TO CHOOSE

  15. FAST FORWARD FIVE YEARS

  16. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE

  17. AND….

  18. NUMBER 6 THING YOU FORGOT STUDENT LOAN DEBT

  19. acknowledgements Please take and consider the information, and do; or do not go to college, if that is right for you. Look forward into all of the fun things you’ll get to do in college. Or the experience you will get by directly entering the work force, or even the honor and bravery you have by going into the Armed Forces. BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL

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