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How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit ? U nique up on it

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit ? U nique up on it. How Do You Catch a tame Rabbit ? Tame Way U nique up on it. How Do Crazy People go through the Forest ? They take the Psycho Path. How Do you get Holy Water ? You boil the Hell out of it.

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How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit ? U nique up on it

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  1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit ? Unique up on it

  2. How Do You Catch a tame Rabbit ? Tame Way Unique up on it

  3. How Do Crazy People go through the Forest ? They take the Psycho Path

  4. How Do you get Holy Water ? You boil the Hell out of it

  5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall ? Dam

  6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long ? polaroids

  7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work ? A stick

  8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours ? Nacho cheese

  9. What do you call Santa’s helpers ? subordinate clauses

  10. What do you get from a Pampered Cow ? spoiled milk

  11. What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a vampire ? frost bite

  12. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches ? a nervous wreck

  13. What is the difference between Roast beef and Pea soup? anybody can roast beef

  14. Where do you find a dog with no legs? right where you left him

  15. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic ? Sanka

  16. Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats

  17. What is the difference between a Bad golfer And a Bad skydiver ? a bad golfer goes whack, dam a bad skydiver goes dam, whack

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