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Let’s play… ROCK, PAPER, SADDAM. Saddam : “I'm bored!”. Saddam: “ I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors !” . This Guy : “Can I play too?”. Saddam: “NO !”.
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Saddam: “I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors !”
Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti: “Dude, say it don’t spray it”
Saddam: “Whatever….let’s play”
Saddam: “Rock !”Judge: “Two Papers !”
Judge: “Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE”
Saddam: “I got your two papers; RIGHT HERE. Now play serious smart arse.”
Judge: “Ok, Ok, ONE PAPER !”Saddam: “Ha ha. TIGER CLAW! Rawr! RAWRR!!!! Hahaaa. Tiger Claw. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Claw? Tiger Claw beats paper. Like totally beats paper. ALWAYS !”
Judge: “Okay, fine. "Tiger Claw" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Claw.”
Saddam: “Hey, cry me a river. It’s not my fault you don’t know Tiger Claw”
Judge: “Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it.”
Judge: “Missile? Did you say Missile? What Missile? SECURITY !”
Judge: “Ok fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER CLAW and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP !”