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Mrs. Hatcher’s Junior English. Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary . Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary . Yo mama is so colossal that when I tried to drive around her as she was crossing the street, I ran out of gas. Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary .
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Mrs. Hatcher’s Junior English Yo MamaThe Great GatsbyVocabulary
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary Yo mama is so colossal that when I tried to drive around her as she was crossing the street, I ran out of gas.
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary Yo mama is so colossal that she needs an entire room full of circa 1920’s style divans stretching across the length of the floor just so she can sit down.
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary Yo mama is so supercilious that even the stink lingering on her unwashed clothes would say she stinks. If clothes could only talk.
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary • Yo mama is so malevolent that even the devil ignores her.
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary • Yo mama is so stupid that she erroneously mistook the divan for a small pillow.
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary • Yo mama is so fake that she feigned being Wonder Woman just so she could carry a golden lasso and wear a golden tiara.
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary • Yo mama is so drunk she forgot her way through her own labyrinth.
Yo Mama The Great Gatsby Vocabulary • Yo mama is so old she is defunct.