Click Bait

1. Click Bait 10 20 30 40 50 Book Titles That Should’ve Been 10 20 30 40 50 Characters of Ill Repute 10 20 30 40 50 Plots We Got 10 20 30 40 50 Hashtags Trending 10 20 30 40 50

2. Click Bait

3. “How to Get Into Harvard with No Money and No Transcripts” “Just a Dream Catcher” 10 Category 1

4. Caleb’s Crossing by Geraldine Brooks 10 Category 1

5. “The ULTIMATE Chocolate Cream Pie Recipe!” 20 Category 1

6. The Help by Kathryn Stockett 20 Category 1

7. “Do-It-Yourself Body Art” “P.S. Tattoos are for Wimps” 30 Category 1

8. Sharp Objects Gillian Flynn 30 Category 1

9. “You’ll NEVER GUESS what happens at the end of this book!” p.s. nothing. nothing happens. 40 Category 1

10. Remains of the Dayby Kazuo Ishiguro 40 Category 1

11. “When Breast-Feeding ISN’T The Best Thing For Your Family” 50 Category 1

12. The Senator’s Wifeby Sue Miller 50 Category 1

13. Book Titles That Should’ve Been

14. Violins and Violence 10 Category 2

15. Deceptive Cadenceby our very own Kathryn Guare 10 Category 2

16. Planes, Trans, and Automatons 20

17. Trans-Sister Radioby Chris Bohjalian 20 Category 2

18. Mike and Sally Go Dutch 30 Category 2

19. The Girl with the Dragon Tattooby Steig Larsson 30 Category 2

20. Edwards and Elizabeths Everywhere. Richards, too. 40 Category 2

21. The White Queen By Phillipa Gregory 40 Category 2

22. We’re the Same, You and Me. But Don’t Use My Silverware. 50 Category 2

23. The Space Between Usby ThrityUmrigar 50 Category 2

24. Characters of Ill Repute

25. The slutty doormat 10 Category 3

26. P.S. A Love Story By Helen Schulmann 10 Category 3

27. The creepy mechanic that was a real lady killer. 20 Category 3

28. I’d Know You Anywhere By Laura Lippman 20 Category 3

29. He enjoyed a good dousing as much as the next (backwards and abusive) dad. 30 Category 3

30. The Talk Funny Girl By Roland Merullo 30 Category 3

31. She got her foot run over by this protagonist, but she is truly the antagonizer. At least, that’s what we get from their email history and journal entries. 40 Category 3

32. Where’d You Go, Bernadette?By Maria Semple Character, Audrey - that beeyatch from the parent's association 40 Category 3

33. He wasn’t feeling too rosy about his brother’s traveling plans. It really got his ire up. So he did something about it. We call him Seamus the Schmuckus. 50 Category 3

34. Faithful Place By Tana French 50 Category 3

35. Plots We Got

36. Who knew a cocktail party could be so thrilling? And deadly? 10 Category 4

37. Bel Canto By Ann Patchett 10 Category 4

38. Hers was a mystery only she could tell. If only she could remember it. Thank goodness for hospital records. 20 Category 4

39. Brain On Fire: My Month of Madness By Susanna Cahalan 20 Category 4

40. There’s a lot of soul-searching here. Also soul-catching, then soul-releasing. Sometimes using a person’s mouth. There’s also a kitten they found in the cemetary, and a sister who’s called Mouse. It’s all kinds of effed up. 30 Category 4

41. Her Fearful Symmetry By Audrey Niffenegger 30 Category 4

42. Just because you study Greek and Homer doesn’t mean you’re superior. After all, you pushed a friend to his death into a ravine. 40 Category 4

43. The Secret History By Donna Tartt 40 Category 4

44. You sold my sister? What were you thinking?? And other horrific tragedies. 50 Category 4

45. And the Mountains Echoed By Khaled Hosseini 50 Category 4

46. Hashtags Trending

47. #iamdefinitelybeingstalked #andsheisbatshitcrazy 10 Category 5

48. Give Me Everything You Have on Being Stalked By James Lasdun 10 Category 5

49. #murderinthesubdivision #scorcherkennedyisonthejob 20 Category 5

50. Broken Harbor By Tana French 20 Category 5