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My Pooh Bear. A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION By Curtis Pierce . This is my pooh bear. She used to be lonely. Sometimes she was even very sad…. …until one day she got married. It happened in front of a big courthouse in Santa Barbara. That’s when she became Mrs. Pooh Bear.
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My Pooh Bear A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION By Curtis Pierce
…until one day she got married. It happened in front of a big courthouse in Santa Barbara. That’s when she became Mrs. Pooh Bear.
…where the swimming pool in the backyard is guarded by a raccoon.
Inside the house, there are no raccoons. Or dogs. Or cats. My pooh bear is not fond of cats.
It’s too bad because one little black kitty cat (“Calpurnia” for a female or “Calpurnius” for a male) would go well with our black piano.
My pooh bear does not enjoy loud music. But she does go with me to Bruce Springsteen concerts wearing industrial earplugs.
When it comes to the consumption of alcoholic beverages, the position of my pooh bear is CON. But she does indulge me when I have a glass of red wine when we are out at a nice romantic restaurant.
My pooh bear appreciates the dead sea scrolls. (And knows a lot about them.)
My pooh bear watches Star Trek and sees herself as Captain of the ship.
My pooh bear follows politics and supportsHillary Rodham Clinton for President.
The story of the pooh bear is true. The pooh bear portrayed in these pictures is the actual pooh bear,the real pooh bear,the one and only pooh bear.
The story of the pooh bear is true. The pooh bear portrayed in these pictures is the actual pooh bear,the real pooh bear,the one and only pooh bear.