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The “Jungle”

The “Jungle”. A guide to U.S. Navy ranks. Gazelles = Ensigns. Although easily frightened, they have been known to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the “lions” Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction The slow and weak are frequently slain. Cheetah = LTjg. Loner, feisty

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The “Jungle”

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  1. The “Jungle” A guide to U.S. Navy ranks

  2. Gazelles = Ensigns • Although easily frightened, they have been known to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the “lions” • Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction • The slow and weak are frequently slain

  3. Cheetah = LTjg • Loner, feisty • Makes the occasional kill on a weaker animal

  4. Lions = Lieutenants • Hunts in packs • Can bring down a larger animal with coordination • Easily slays the “cheetah”

  5. Water Buffalo = Lieutenant Commanders • Aging, slower beast, but- • Cannot be brought down by a single “Lion”

  6. Hippopotamus = Commanders • Slow and cumbersome on land • Safe in own environment • Lays low to avoid enemies

  7. Elephants = Captains • Rules the “Jungle” • Impossible to bring down except by his peers

  8. Hyena = The Chief • Laughs continuously at the “Cheetahs” and “Gazelles” • Helps the “Lions” complete the kill on larger animals but is known to alter its natural instincts and assist “Elephants”, “Hippopotamuses”, “Water Buffaloes” and “Sloths”

  9. Sloth = Chief Warrant Officer • Skilled in one area only • Comes around only to feed and take care of bodily functions

  10. Dung Beetle = Sailor • Forced to deal with the “crap” created by the other animals

  11. Sand Crab = GS Employee • Side-steps responsibility • Has a hard shell which cannot be cracked, even by “Elephants” • Immune to “Dung Beetles”

  12. Ant = Contract Employee • Lowest on the food chain • Extremely productive, but can be eliminated by even a “Cheetah” • “Dung Beetles” and “Sand Crabs” enjoy tormenting them

  13. Master Chief • King of the ocean • Very tuff skin and sharp teeth • The other creatures get eaten alive if they step into his world

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