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This is a collection of the funniest joke ever you read which is based on the married couple. Marriage is a bond or commitment which is taken by both men and women with love, care, and support. They share a very strong bond and create unforgettable moments. <br>joke 1: If a person said,u201d I will tell you lateru201d it means he wanted to get permission from his wife. joke 2: Doctor suggest women never touch any alcoholic thing in her life and she got divorced from her husband on the same day.<br>Joke 4: Sam noticed that his credit card is lost but he never visited the police station because thief expenses are less than from his wife. She said,u201d which country invented I Love You?u201d. Joke 5. He replied,u201d Of course, China.u201d she said,u201d how can you say that.u201d He said,u201d because it has no guarantee if it works then till moon if it will not work than till noon.u201d<br>Joke 6:M en visited his friend's office. Man-sir, I want a divorce from my wife, she is not talking to me for 2 months. His friend said,u201d you should be happy, this unique thing is to happen with a man in the world once in his life. Joke 7: Roma said,u201d do you have your character certificate?u201d He said,u201d No, but why you want my character certificate .u201d Roma said,u201d ok, then give me your mobile phone, I want to check your Whatsapp, gallery or contact.u201d<br>Joke 8: Roma said,u201d do you have your character certificate?u201d He said,u201d No, but why you want my character certificate .u201d Roma said,u201d ok, then give me your mobile phone, I want to check your Whatsapp, gallery or contact.u201d<br>Joke 9: Ram and his wife are traveling in the car. Ram said to his family,u201d all of you wanted to roam somewhere this summer vacation ?u201d His wife-u201d a special foreign trip with all of you my dear ones.u201d Ram Said to his wife,u201d I will throw only you as soon as possible at your parents' home.u201d<br>Joke 10: Husband is throwing a knife on the picture of the wife hanging on the wall but all of a sudden his wife called him and he missed his shot. The wife said,u201d what you are doing.u201d The husband replied,u201d I am missing you.u201d<br>Conclusion: Love jokes can be used on any occasion, situations, and functions which make you happy and laugh loudly at the same time release your stress too. Here are some funny Husband Wife Jokes which make you laugh loudly.
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This is a collection of the funniest joke ever you read which is based on the married couple. Marriage is a bond or commitment which is taken by both men and women with love, care, and support. They share a very strong bond and create unforgettable moments.
joke 1: If a person said,” I will tell you later” it means he wanted to get permission from his wife. joke 2: Doctor suggest women never touch any alcoholic thing in her life and she got divorced from her husband on the same day.
Joke 4: Sam noticed that his credit card is lost but he never visited the police station because thief expenses are less than from his wife. She said,” which country invented I Love You?”. Joke 5. He replied,” Of course, China.” she said,” how can you say that.” He said,” because it has no guarantee if it works then till moon if it will not work than till noon.”
Joke 6: Men visited his friend's office. Man-sir, I want a divorce from my wife, she is not talking to me for 2 months. His friend said,” you should be happy, this unique thing is to happen with a man in the world once in his life. Joke 7: Roma said,” do you have your character certificate?” He said,” No, but why you want my character certificate .” Roma said,” ok, then give me your mobile phone, I want to check your Whatsapp, gallery or contact.”
Joke 8: Roma said,” do you have your character certificate?” He said,” No, but why you want my character certificate .” Roma said,” ok, then give me your mobile phone, I want to check your Whatsapp, gallery or contact.”
Joke 9: Ram and his wife are traveling in the car. Ram said to his family,” all of you wanted to roam somewhere this summer vacation ?” His wife-” a special foreign trip with all of you my dear ones.” Ram Said to his wife,” I will throw only you as soon as possible at your parents' home.”
Joke 10: Husband is throwing a knife on the picture of the wife hanging on the wall but all of a sudden his wife called him and he missed his shot. The wife said,” what you are doing.” The husband replied,” I am missing you.”
Conclusion: Love jokes can be used on any occasion, situations, and functions which make you happy and laugh loudly at the same time release your stress too. Here are some funny Husband Wife Jokes which make you laugh loudly. Thanks and Regards:-Sauve women
