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Bootstrapping your Company on Elastic Beanstalk. Or, “Why I decided early in my career not to go into systems administration”. The Resume Slide. The Survey Slide. Why you might (should?) use Elastic Beanstalk.
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Bootstrapping your Company on Elastic Beanstalk Or, “Why I decided early in my career not to go into systems administration”
Why you might (should?) use Elastic Beanstalk • You only have 24 hours in a day (Sleep? Ha!) so no time to work on systems administration • Hiring a systems administrator is expensive • Customers won’t pay you for it, they expect it
How I Met Your Mother • Her Infosec was weak, allowing me to harvest her name, email address, physical address, phone number, friends list and Foursquare checkins. This allowed me to be a perfect guy for her like Phil Connors in “Groundhog’s Day”. Sure it is vaguely creepy but what she doesn’t know can’t hurt her, right? • Moral: You do need to do some Security
TuQuoque? • It means “You too?” in latin • Typically used to imply the person is being a hypocrite