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All About the random stuff you can do. Step one. Think of something to mess around with Or… Get your friend to do this for you if you aren't intelligent enough. With the thing you have found you must now either:. Smell it. Eat it. Stab it. Set fire to it. This is Herb.
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Step one • Think of something to mess around with Or… • Get your friend to do this for you if you aren't intelligent enough.
With the thing you have found you must now either: Smell it. Eat it. Stab it. Set fire to it.
This is Herb Herb got his friend to get him something to play with. It was a downed UFO. How did you guess?
Step two • If you are still alive, then feel free to repeat the process Or… • See a doctor NOW !!!!
If you manage to get to the clinic before spotting a plaything, then: Run screaming into the waiting room, kill everything you see, then go and see the head honcho himself. Mr Whateverthehellhisnameis. Then Stab him!!!
Now, every person I’ve ever treated loved pie. Do you? If you eagerly nod your head, the chances are then you can understand me so you shouldn’t even be here. If you don’t, I’ll shoot you ‘cos you cant really be crazy and you’re wasting my time. If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, then go on to the next slide.
Guns, Guns, Guns. As an experienced doctor, I have been forced to use a gun many times. I'm sure you have too. A good way to do random stuff is to shoot people. Watch the bodies fly as you bazooka to your crazy hearts content!
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Oh No! It’s the Cops! Quick, grab a Smg! Its time to prove yourself as a crazy lunatic who is prepared to senselessly murder and destroy! Ill help by hiding under this table and give you tips.
The best things to do when cops attack. • Don’t bother with cover • Feel free to spray them with bullets • Set fire to the cars. Its funny.
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Hmmm, looks like you could be handy in a scrap How would you like to come with me on a mission? There will be Pie!!!! (if you're good) Now grab that shotgun in your pants and some beer! Beer
Zoom!! • We’re off on our adventure to the Random islands!
Ok, were at the random islands. • We need to find a place to camp. I’ll let you choose. • Think of somewhere you’d like to camp.
Yay! They’re dead! • Right, now I can tell you why we came to this godforsaken island. • Its because I am going to… Take you to my lair and experiment on you!!!!!!!
Wait, what are you doing, noooo!! Error Error Error Nooooooooooooooooo
The Carrie woman Max Crowley By the way, this is Duncan! Why am I here!!!! Norbert
Lets leave the random islands • I believe that you should settle down in a nice little cottage somewhere, and as you have no brain power of your own to argue, a cottage it is.
Here’s a nice one • Hmmm, Cottage Paris ey? Sounds good.
There will be Vengeance. Damn I liked that house
Oh Damn Yaaarrghh!
That’s it, the government walker is destroyed!!! Just make sure that it doesn't fall on you!
Ow. The robot fell on you and crushed your stick limbs. And whats worse is that the army of the little faces is going to kill you!!! #+@*%$”
AAArgghh the only available weapon is this small squirrel Bonzaiiii!!!!
Oh no the devil blew you up!!!!! Now you’re a ghost! Muhahahahahahahahaha Screw you devil!
Random Man, it is not yet time for you to die. Arise once more, as a ghost of Wrath!!!
Ok, im outta here You will return to life once you find your true identity
Huh, its Van Helsing Save us ghostie
Now you know who you really are Sweet… Since you saved us, you must be Gabriel!!!
YayIm Back!
Now What do I do? God, if you’re out there, give me a reason to live!!!