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Cole Asbill. “Catfish”. Where I Come From?. Born December 12, 1994 In Augusta, GA at University Hospital, Don’t trust Aiken Hospital Live in Aiken, SC now, but I was raised in Windsor. School. South Aiken Baptist Christian School for like 10 years Aiken Middle for 8 th grade
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Cole Asbill “Catfish”
Where I Come From? • Born December 12, 1994 • In Augusta, GA at University Hospital, • Don’t trust Aiken Hospital • Live in Aiken, SC now, but I was raised in Windsor
School • South Aiken Baptist Christian School for like 10 years • Aiken Middle for 8th grade • Aiken High for 3 years now • Aiken Tech when I get out of here
Family • I got my mom, she’s awesome • My dad’s good for nothing, so I stay away from him since they got a divorce when I was a year and a half • My stepdad, but he’s better than most think • Most of my friends are like brothers, but they go under friends
Good Ol’ Boys (Friends) • Butterbean • Boot • Goat • Lee Lee • Clark • Red Dog • Pansy • Ron • Isaballer • Cricket • Wilbo • MinkMink • Skins • Big Mo • Hick Hoss (Boochie Rain) • Red Velvet • Uncle Ricky • Rick Rick • Wiley • Pops • The people at the Chinese Restaurant • JohnBoy • Bud • Bacon • BarbaJean • AnnaBanana
Mud Boggin’ I love Muddin’ It’s a good fun way to stay outta trouble, unless your on someone elses property (ask Ronald) It’s a redneck pride thing
Deer Hunting I Also LOVE deerhunting The peacefulness of the woods at dawn is better than anything Its my paradise
The Real World • When I grow up, I want to weld • Money in welding is good • There’s always a welding job out there
Music • I pretty much like all kinds of music, from Metal to Country to Hard Rock to Hip-Hop • My favorite in Metal is Metallica • My favorite in Country is between Brantley Gilbert, Hank Williams Jr., Dwight Yoakam, the LACS and Randy Houser • My favorite in Hard Rock is definitely AC/DC, by far • My favorite in Hip-Hop is between Lil Wayne, Roscoe Dash, and Wiz Khalifa
Dream Cars • 1966 Ford Fairlane, my grandaddy used to run shine in one • 1976 Ford F-100 Ranger just like the one my dad had before he turned into an alcoholic • 1967 Pontiac GTO, because they are BEAUTIFUL
Favorite Movies • Deliverance, because the “Dueling Banjos” was an awesome theme • Dukes of Hazzard, because I love the “General Lee”, more than almost any car in Hollywood, and Johnny Knoxville and Sean William Scott are hilarious • Dude, Where’s My Car is hilarious, because partying is fun and Ashton Kutcher had WAY too much fun
I Quote People? • God is great, Beer is good.. And People are Crazy -Billy Currington • Life is a game and I’m about them poker chips -Lil Wayne • You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me? -Ricky Bobby (Talledega Nights)
Food • I’m a part time chef, when I gotta fend for myself in the kitchen • Steak, medium rare smothered with onions and a side of some kinda potatoes • Pork chops, smothered in gravy with rice, bread, and a cob of corn • Fried Chicken, in my own special spice mixture, with fries, EXTRA RANCH sauce, and some bacon
Favorite Restaurants • McDonalds (Golden Arches Y’all!!!) • Evergreen Buffet (God Bless the Chinese) • Waffle House, (my aunt works there) • Subway, (Big Mo works there, EAT FRESH!!!!!) • Outback, (steaks awesome) • Chilis, (Nachos there are better than Mi Ranchos)
Now I gotta go, so clap for me Y’all • Clap • Clap • Clap • Clap • Clap • Clap • Clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! • BYE, And Thankyou • THE END