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By: Sam Klein. Jack Has Issues. How it all starts.
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By: Sam Klein Jack Has Issues
How it all starts On a Monday morning, it was the first day of school for Jack. He hated school, and he always had. He always was picked on by other kids that seemed to hate him. He was beginning high school and he was not looking forward to it. He had two friends who also hated school, for the same reason. What should Jack do? RUN AWAY GO TO SCHOOL
GO TO SCHOOL So your saying that you like school? THE END GO BACK
NO SCHOOL! • Great choice, they all decided that they didn’t want to go to school at all for the whole year of 9th grade. They don’t know what to do next… Should they… Run away from home forever Stay at home, but not go to school
RUN AWAY FROM HOME FOREVER! Great choice! On the first day of school, the three of them stay up all night strategizing on what to do. His mom yells early the next morning “Jack, wake up!!” Jack gets up and gets ready as he normally would, but clears out his room and puts everything in his 4 suitcases that he had from a previous trip. He dosent know where he should go, and his friends left it up to him. They are in Idaho. Should they.. Go to Missouri Flee to Canada
Stay at home, but not go to school Jacks parents make him go to school. The End GO BACK
FLEE TO CANADA They get caught by border patrol and do a year in a Canadian prison and are deported to Idaho where the family gives them up to foster care and they get mauled by bears. GO BACK
GO TO MISSOURI! • Great choice! When they get to Missouri, they pool there money together and have $1,000.00. What should they do with the money? Buy three iPhone 4’s Buy an RV
BUY AN RV Great choice! You now have great shelter from the harsh weather that Missouri brings. NEXT SLIDE
BUY THREE IPHONES 4’S Who are you going to call? The iPhone 4 is outdated, plus, a hunter shoots you and your are seriously wounded and you have no help. No use for an iPhone now, right! GO BACK
What area of Missouri do you stay in? So.. You are in Missouri now! What area should you stay in? Will there be good food and water there? You still have $400.00 and the older brother got a job at McDonalds. Go to the woods RV park in St Louis
RV PARK IN ST LOUIS • Awesome choice! They charge $25.00 per month. Great buy on your part! NEXT SLIDE
Go to the woods You park your RV in the woods, and there is an earthquake. Your RV is twisted up and you are hurt. Plus, there is no food or water. You are stranded. The end. GO BACK
Jacks parents report him missing. What should he do? So Jacks parents report him missing. They say that he is still in Idaho. They have no idea that he is in Missouri. Jack and his friends hear that an amber alert has been issued. What should they do. Keep hiding out Turn them selves in
KEEP HIDING OUT! Great choice. Your family will never find you and you found that a box with food, water and supplies. You are in great shape now! NEXT SLIDE
TURN THEM SELVES IN! Wow. So you want to go back to school and get grounded for a year? Are you seriously kidding right now? THE END! Go Back
A state trooper comes in and looks for Jack. A Missouri State Trooper comes to look for Jack in the woods. You are worried that they might find you. What do you do? Hide in your RV Run
RUN! Great choice! They will never find you, because Jack runs very fast, and so do his friends. NEXT SLIDE
Hide in your RV The first place that a Trooper would look is an RV. So Jack decided to hide in there. Jack is sent back to your family and are grounded for a year. GO BACK
There is a Tornado Warning issued for St Louis There is a Tornado warning issued, and Jack has no idea what to do, and neither do his friends. What should Jack and his friends do? Take shelter in the RV Drive away
Take shelter in the RV Everyone knows that if you stay in an RV, It will get sucked up. And that’s what happens in this case. Jack and his friends are found dead in Illinois. The end. GO BACK
Drive away Jack still gets caught in the Tornado, but he and his friends manage to live through it. Great choice! NEXT SLIDE
Your parents are at your doorstep You come back to find that Jacks parents are at your doorstep and they want you back. What should Jack and his friends do? Go talk to his parents RUN!
RUN! A park ranger catches you and you pull a taser on him that you found and he tases you right back. Jack is arrested for Disorderly Conduct. He does life in Jail. The end! GO BACK
Go talk to his parents Jacks parents are happy to see him. Jack makes up that he was abducted. However, at that very moment, a hunter in his tree stand thinks that they are all deer and shoots all of them. They all die. END OF STORY! END GO BACK
END OF STORY! Thank you for listening to Jacks many issues, because as you see here, he has many issues.