Be All that You Can Be

1. Watch the following clips of MONTAGES. On your ½ sheet of paper, write what you think the message of the montage is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvoTDoO9Hg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQ2wnxBJZQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlO2gBheb34 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_qw9CcY1sg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhx6RC8omIM

2. Be All that You Can Be

3. “Bigger breasts offered as perk to U.S. soldiers ---Plastic surgery available on taxpayers' dime” The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan “Be All You Can Be,” but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers’ dime. Updated: 10:34 a.m. ET July 22, 2004NEW YORK -

4. In 2003, there were 384 liposuctions, 288 tummy tucks, 261 breast augmentations, 135 facelifts and 69 nose jobs performed in U.S. military hospitals.Using current rates, it’s a tab of almost two million taxpayer dollars!

5. I wondered if this offer was true. Now, here it is in black and white from msn.com. Amazing! Should I take advantage and be the woman I’ve always wanted to be? Pamela Anderson can have her beaches; I want to be the tough female with the great body. The New Rambo for the 21st century. Army fatigues, black boots, she sits casually eating her celery. Her shirt unbuttoned to show her new look, she exudes confidence—and looks! “What’s new with you? You look great? Did you get a new hairdo?” “No, it’s just the life of the army. It’s done me wonders.” Maybe she’s born with it. The Real Thing.

6. Reach out and Touch Someone Not exactly what the Indiana Pacers player had in mind when he began his game. An on-court scuffle quickly became a beverage-doused player; shock turned to anger and up to the stands he went, pounding anyone in his way. Typical American competition? Or is this a society that feels entitled to intervene, to judge, to criticize, and to get involved. Naaah…Sport is what you make it… For boys who were always men.

7. Carter is 9 and high time that we get those BOZOS who can’t play…off the field, court, or mound. I’m tired of ‘nice-talking’ with the parents of kids who truly don’t care. Shouldn’t I take the Pistons’ fan’s lead and douse the parents out of the gym? I know they’d take their kid somewhere else. Why shouldn’t I? Maybe Carter should join a boxing gym; throwing a right hook could come in handy. One of the greatest pleasures you can have.

8. ZAP!! “Man admits using Taser on wife’s grandmother in dispute over infant” Updated: 10:43 p.m. MT Jan 26, 2007 What an easy solution! Having an argument with my husband…he won’t listen and continues playing video games… Husband quieted and soon washing the dishes I wanted him to. Power is something I never considered wanting, but I feel the tigress inside, roaring. More feline than ever.

9. Feel it in minutes. Lasts for hours Still sleepy after your first three double espressos? Try eating your way to wired. Caffeinated doughnuts could be the next new thing in nutriceutical fast-food to hit your drive-through or walk-up breakfast stop. Each pastry, or bagel if you were to prefer this caffeine-delivery system, would contain a jolt worth one to two cups of coffee, thanks to years of experiments and brainstorms performed by molecular biologist Robert Bohannon. Make way for the Buzz Donut and the Buzzed Bagel. Updated: 10:53 a.m. MT Jan 26, 2007 Vitalizes body and mind.

10. So, go for it, I say: nip, tuck, zap, and jolt---AND… Be All that You Can Be