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*Words fly across screen with announcer voice reading* STUDENT, “CHILD,” *Just spoken* But most of all *Words fly across screen with announcer voice reading* LEGEND. Justin: The Brain Behind the Man. *Just spoken as pictures of me fly across screen* Exclusive interviews and never before seen footage.

Hello, I am an announcer, and I had some minutes to sit down with Justin. Announcer (Me with a finger mustache): Hello, Justin. How does it feel to be so incredibly amazing? Justin: Hello, and thank you. Sometimes it’s hard. All the attention for being perfect, but you know, just living the life.

Announcer: I can only imagine. Are you this beautiful in real life? Justin: Impossibly, yes, yes I am. Announcer: You are quite the special child. Justin: Why thank you. Announcer: How do you get your hair so perfect? Justin: I am blessed, it just falls perfectly.

Announcer: So you have a twin sister? Justin: No, not that I remember. Announcer: Oh ok then, I must have been thinking of you doppelgänger Brad Pitt. How’s Angelina? *Laughs* Justin: *Laughs* Announcer: Some of your credits include being amazing and making others laugh. Is it hard?

Justin: Life is only hard if you make it so. Announcer: So humble. Thank you for your time and the entire human race has to thank you for your existence. Justin: Oh, you are welcome. Announcer: And to finish off this interview with a purely awesome man, here’s a list of his career accomplishments…

*Words scroll on screen* Making people laugh daily Planning to win an EGOT Having a lovely singing voice Being amazing Having a small amount of friends Being judged by his peers Laughing at his own jokes

Justin: Thank you for watching! See you soon. *Exaggerated wink*

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