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Here’s some reasons why YOU Should live with US!!!
SOFIA LOVES FOOTBALL AND Number 1 NICKY WILL CONVERT TO MAN U
You will have ample use of… WOW!!! A STATE OF THE ART XBOX 360
You can drink ALL the milk you want… Your “mookin” Me horny! We’re scared of real milk!
…Then show her the door WE WILL SLAP YOU A HIGH FIVE! When you bring one of these home…
There will be... A LIMITLESS supply of OOOH! CIDER BEER &
Here’s some more reasons to Support our argument… We cook GLORIOUS Meals! We like to party… But know when its Time to study! Nicky often wonders Around in her Underwear! South Park, Family Guy & American dad will Be PERMANENTLY On the TV! We may have a menstrual Cycle… But we don’t stress Andbitchlike Normal girls! We aren’t clean freaks… But we aren’t Messy either Sofia Makes a GREAT Coffee!
So PLEASE come live with us! You WONT regret your decision!