1 / 9

You Gray Hairs Haven’t Done Nothing (and Pat Helland Thinks We Don’t Have the Balls To Tell You)

You Gray Hairs Haven’t Done Nothing (and Pat Helland Thinks We Don’t Have the Balls To Tell You). Daniel Abadi, Shawn Jeffery and the other young whippersnappers. You think you’ve solved these?. Mobile Databases Biological Databases Distributed Databases Ubiquitous Databases.

catori
Download Presentation

You Gray Hairs Haven’t Done Nothing (and Pat Helland Thinks We Don’t Have the Balls To Tell You)

An Image/Link below is provided (as is) to download presentation Download Policy: Content on the Website is provided to you AS IS for your information and personal use and may not be sold / licensed / shared on other websites without getting consent from its author. Content is provided to you AS IS for your information and personal use only. Download presentation by click this link. While downloading, if for some reason you are not able to download a presentation, the publisher may have deleted the file from their server. During download, if you can't get a presentation, the file might be deleted by the publisher.

E N D

Presentation Transcript

  1. You Gray Hairs Haven’t Done Nothing (and Pat Helland Thinks We Don’t Have the Balls To Tell You) Daniel Abadi, Shawn Jeffery and the other young whippersnappers

  2. You think you’ve solved these? • Mobile Databases • Biological Databases • Distributed Databases • Ubiquitous Databases

  3. Mobile Databases • AI + Databases + Robots! The DBA of the Future

  4. Databases that understand what they are storing Databases that can think Biological Databases

  5. The impending Mobile DB vs Biological DB War (And you thought Relational vs Hierarchical was Bloody!)

  6. Finally, we no longer have to worry about being I/O bound! Distributed Databases(Interplanetary Distribution)

  7. Ubiquitous Databases(Hyper-Ubiquity) • IPv6: 3.7x1021 addresses per square inch of the earth's surface • What if we used them all?

  8. The Golden Age of Computer Science?

  9. Roadmap CS Excitement Factor NOW Gray hairs retire The Golden Age of Computer Science Probabilistic wallowing Ubiquity Avalanche P != NP AI!

More Related