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Dogs In A BRAND NEW WAY! Known as the: Doginator or DCS (explained later)

By: Victor Zhou. Dogs In A BRAND NEW WAY! Known as the: Doginator or DCS (explained later). *Results may very. Original dogs. Have you ever felt that your dog was too boring (even though they are cute)?. Well, don’t worry! I have a new way!. How it works. All you have to do is buy

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Dogs In A BRAND NEW WAY! Known as the: Doginator or DCS (explained later)

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  1. By: Victor Zhou Dogs In A BRAND NEW WAY!Known as the: Doginator or DCS (explained later) *Results may very.

  2. Original dogs Have you ever felt that your dog was too boring (even though they are cute)? Well, don’t worry! I have a new way!

  3. How it works • All you have to do is buy • a special ray gun, called • the “Dog Changing Spell,” • or known as DCS for short. • Then use it on the dog (no • duh…). *You need a dog first.

  4. Should you buy it? If so, why? • This question is easy. Do you think your dog is too boring? • If so, keep watching. If not, just stop wasting your time.

  5. Why should it be important to you? • Well, you only live once, so why waste it? Have some fun!

  6. Can you afford it? • Yes, because it’s very cheap! One gun is just $2.00! However, • you need to buy the ammunition. There are different • types, giving you different special looking • dogs. Some are more expensive than others. • There are different looking designs for the guns, though. • There are super easy to make, meaning we will make a huge profit! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHAHA! *Choke* I mean, uh, you guys are getting a great deal… *Nervous laugh* One example.

  7. Where is it sold? • Everywhere! Everyone in the world deserves to have • fun, right? As for specific places, it will be places where animals are sold (PetSmart, etc.).

  8. Break time! • Have fun looking at • this!

  9. How much of these are there? • Supply would probably NEVER run out. We have factories all around the world making them, meaning scarcity will never be a problem! The more demand, the more supply!

  10. are there any other companies doing something similar? • Nope! We are the only ones; it’s our idea, meaning there will be NO competition whatsoever! EXAMPLES The undead grandpa: $5.00. Protects your lawn for you. The nerd: $5.00. Does your work for you.

  11. Other examples! We are thinking about adding this one. The creeper: $3.00. Scares away kids and people for you. (Limited offer!) The killer: $20.00. “Gets rid” of people you don’t like. (The federal government is making me get rid of them, so buy yours fast!) The human: $15.00. Gives you a companion (can sometimes turn out scary).

  12. What are they made of? • The guns are made from factories, where machines make them (capital resources), smoothen them out, and gives them their texture and designs. They are made of plastic, in case you’re wondering. As for ammunition, most are found deep within the earth (natural resources). We have robots mining for them there.

  13. Resources part 1 • Natural • Metal • Ammunition (No idea where they found it. I’m not a miner). • Grass, trees, brains… depending on what you want your dog to be… Wait, forget the brain, I said that on accident. *Cough cough*

  14. Resources part 2 • Human • We need a lot of people, because we need them to put the guns together. However, once we find robots that can do that, we will dispose them in whichever way we (and by we, I mean I) like.

  15. Resources part 3 • Capital • We right now have robots smoothening and giving textures to the guns. When I find robots to replace our human resources, I WILL replace them… • Factories.

  16. Anything else? • Nope!

  17. Why are you still here? • ….. LEAVE ALREADY

  18. You made me do this… • Obliviate! • / • /

  19. Keep calm, you never saw anything…

  20. SO BUY ONE!!! • NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!! • It’s your job as a consumer! • Wait, you forgot everything… so would you like to see the slide show again?

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