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Tony and the Coffee High. By. Angus,. James. and John. “Don’t know don’t care but this is really good coffee I’ll tell you that!”. “What’s that?”. It was a nice morning under the nikau tree when: RUMBLE! . He asked Perry the pukeko sitting next to him who was guzzling down a flat white.
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Tony and the Coffee High By Angus, James and John
“Don’t know don’t care but this is really good coffee I’ll tell you that!” “What’s that?” It was a nice morning under the nikau tree when: RUMBLE! He asked Perry the pukeko sitting next to him who was guzzling down a flat white. “I’d better go to Falkazor in his rimu tree.” Tony went outside to investigate the mysterious rumbling noise. Outside the nikau tree there was an endless freshwater river and there were only two trees on the other side whereas yesterday there had been hundreds of thousands.
“What are you doing Falkazor?” “Scraffyhowlang, hoola, shoola, hola, hing tell me what to do to get rid of these things!” When he got there he found Falkazor chanting a mystical series of unusual words. And on a massive leaf all these symbols appeared. The first image was a bus with several animals on the roof . The next symbol was a ferry and a magnificent island. Falkazor gasped. As he did the little white bauble of fluff on his neck moved up and down crazily. When the news broke out Perry, Mickey and Gordon didn’t really care so it was up to Falkazor and Tony to save themselves and their mates. “We must journey to the Great Small Island before everyone notices that their lives are at stake from all the coffee and earthmoving machines.”
The next day Falkazor and Tony tempted everyone onto a Ritchie's bus where they travelled to a big human holding a massive stick with a fish pierced on the end. Falkazor said: “That’s a sport where they kill fish.” “Humans are scary” They reached a wharf and jumped off the bus and then found their way onto a 360 Discovery boat. Falkazor said: YAY! “That land is where all the coffee in the world is made. There’s long blacks, cappuccinos, flat whites and all the coffee in the world!” Everyone shouted. And finally the boat stopped and they were where they belonged - TiriTiri Matangi.