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Forgot to “ pac ” your lunch, Missy? TODAY’S MENU BREAKFAST Toast & butter with pear and strawberry jam (RECALLED – SAFETY REASONS**) VEGETABLE SIDE Green beans with apple & peach compote topping (OUT) LUNCH Sandwiches (various) with pretzels and bananas
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Forgot to “pac” your lunch, Missy? TODAY’S MENU BREAKFASTToast & butter with pear and strawberry jam (RECALLED – SAFETY REASONS**) VEGETABLE SIDEGreen beans with apple & peach compote topping (OUT) LUNCHSandwiches (various) with pretzels and bananas TODAY’S SPECIAL“The Doris”: Mystery (Boneless) Meat, with a strawberry & banana smoothie (OUT) BEVERAGECoke (with new cherry flavor!) or healthy peach juice (OUT) or water DESSERTApple and banana yogurt (OUT) Figure out what the Mystery Meat actually is, and Doris might give you a prize! **according to Nova Carbonix safety alert, reported by Tiresias
This morning, you’ve travelled back in time to 1986. You saw a poster for Ronald Reagan and one for Dire Straits as soon as you stepped out of the time machine. Coming the high school, you got put in detention, just like in the movie The Breakfast Club. You saw a Ms. Pac-Man arcade game, you danced a bunch of 1980’s dances (taught by an instructor with a leotard and legwarmers), you took an 80’s trivia quiz, and you saw a lot of bad hairstyles. Now it’s time for lunch! You come to a table that has a bunch of different sandwiches, a giant bag of pretzels, and a pile of bananas. There’s also Cherry Coke and water to drink. Standing behind the table is a woman with a dour expression, an ugly headcover, and a frumpy outfit, wearing a nametag saying “Doris the Lunch Lady”. There’s also a whiteboard with some writing on it next to the table.