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Where will we be in 20 years?

Where will we be in 20 years?. Jaclyn is picking me up at 4:15, so expect a new PowerPoint at the end of the week. Turn the volume up!. The Cul-de-sac. The Cul-de-sac. In Australia Streets are named: Tutu Kashu Pope Road Ichi Wasabi Fabio. Adam.

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Where will we be in 20 years?

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  1. Where will we be in 20 years? Jaclyn is picking me up at 4:15, so expect a new PowerPoint at the end of the week. Turn the volume up!

  2. The Cul-de-sac

  3. The Cul-de-sac • In Australia • Streets are named: • Tutu Kashu • Pope Road • Ichi Wasabi • Fabio

  4. Adam • Would be a head of a prosperous television company • Made the most money out of all of us • Married with two kids and a dog • Has a statue looking over all the “weird” people • AHHH!!! It stares at us!!!

  5. Katherine • Katherine is a record producer • After her band made it big • In her spare time she would broadcast a radio station • And play her guitar • Surprise surprise • I can’t think of anything else to write • So I’m stopping now

  6. Becca • A famous poet • And you know it • Works with Kat on works of art • Hahaha • Works on work • That’s great • Has one kid • Who Ally constantly steals

  7. Kat • Would be a famous writer • Writes sci-fi • No kids • They would distract her from her work • Damn kids • Owns a curkey • Courtesy of Emily

  8. Emily • She would be a pale-ass yellow dietian • Has a pet kangaroo • And 10 cats • No kids • Might be married to one of these: • Aaron • Maricarmen’s cousin • Orlando Bloom • Heath Ledger

  9. Alayne • Is famous for her smile • Appears in magazines, commercials, and billboards • Spokeswomen for Crest • Knows who the Pope is • We are so proud! • She’s Irish • That’s why I’m writing in green • Married to an Irish model for Crest • Their kids will have great smiles

  10. Padon • Would be an electronic dude • Except he messes everything up • Bald • With a freckly head • Dot dot dot dot dot • Has no kids • Sorry

  11. Brianna • Create an entire replica of Japan in her house/back yard • Lives with many cats • Emily and Brianna started a cat house • Lots of fur balls • Brianna is a vet • Who speaks Japanese

  12. Maricarmen • Owns a video game/Hispanic music store • Brings her hot cousin over to the cul-de-sac a lot • Hehehehehe • Has 4 kids • Oh, yeah she’s married too • But not to her cousin • Cause that would be wrong • Their kids would have like 12 toes

  13. Catherine • Would be a professional sandwich smasher • Her family moved two blocks away • Her ENTIRE family • They take up all of Australia • She fits inside Emily’s kangaroo’s pouch • Michael Letko ran into another door and died • He was her first husband

  14. Lauren • An accountant • That does have to do with math right? • Married a lawyer • I’m jealous • They have a big house • You know what THAT means • Well • LOTS OF APPLE JUICE!

  15. Ally • Has 12 kids • Stay at home mom • Home schools children • Married John Mayer • Won the “Most Maternal” Award somewhere • Her kids are named: Joshua Joseph Mayer, Jose Roberto Mayer, Alayne Mayer, kid #4, kid #5, and other big names to yell when mad

  16. John Pop! • I know you are wondering: • What the hell happened to John? • His hair grew • And grew • And grew • Until he suffocated • Poor, poor John

  17. For those of you who never heard the Mr. Filardo joke: CatherineEmily No! Mr. Filardo left! He CAN’T LEAVE! Do you have a crush on your English teacher? Yes, he’s the only teacher I’ve had a crush on. That’s nice Cont…

  18. Continued I mean when he brushes his hair back, it makes me feel happy. I did not want to know that! EWW!!! Not like THAT!!! Great! I’m never gonna be able to look at him the same way again.

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