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DDTT Productions & Waterpoo inc.

DDTT Productions & Waterpoo inc. present. Quervo Jones. How it all began. Quervo. Dvesty. Zvikowski. The following individuals have been spotted by a Chinese satellite observing the international Israely border somewhen in the early 21 st century.

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DDTT Productions & Waterpoo inc.

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  1. DDTT Productions& Waterpoo inc.

  2. present...

  3. Quervo Jones How it all began

  4. Quervo Dvesty Zvikowski The following individuals have been spotted by a Chinese satellite observing the international Israely border somewhen in the early 21st century

  5. Little did the Chinese know that Dvesty was the infamous leader of a violent militia, the elite USSR-born-and-raised SPECOPS squad mysteriously numbered “200”

  6. צעיר פעור A Top Secret file obtained from the Chinese intelligence agency back then classified Quervo as “CHONG, 1st Degree”. The Israelis managed to translate this as…

  7. Unfortunately, all photographed material regarding Zvikowski and Amit was deliberately destroyed when they decided to join the Police Force. Only recent photos exist.

  8. And now, back to the present

  9. Episode II : Quervo Jones And the nasty shitter

  10. This episode brought to you by

  11. Team Quervo decides to pay a visit to the Shake-a-Mona beach, hoping to explore the rumours of a mysterious ground fertilizer working in the area

  12. As they arrive on the scene, Samurai Sabi instantly spots a pool of funny-smelling liquid. He decides to investigate. Quervo chooses to poke it with a stick.

  13. Waterpoo? Yep It takes some closer observation to understand it`s actually a pool of water-shit.

  14. HE`s been here Khhhh BL #% (Choking Sounds) @$! KHH (Cough) As his eyes rise from the pool, Quervo Jones seems to be troubled by something. Samurai Sabi starts making strange noises.

  15. Are you ok, mate? KhKhhh… NOOOO!! Step out of it!!! I feel.. (Coughing) Like a drunk Cactus Oh no. That`s what I was afraid of… (Choking) Huh?!!!

  16. Well, a man`s gotta do what a man`s gotta do.

  17. NOOO… Quervo!! What are you doing?!! KHHKHKHH Come here, boy.

  18. BOOM OUCH…

  19. Did you feel it?  Ye, I did… Why did you do that?!! I had to do it to save your life Oh, I see. It hurt!!! So you did feel it? 

  20. Quervo and Sabi! The armed and dangerous Cactus Vodka Baron Dvesty has been spotted in your area. He`s the one to blame for the fertilizer pools. Get him while he`s still there! You must stop this mastermind criminal, or we will all drink cactus vodka for the rest of our lives! SHHH, incoming message from the !Headquarters

  21. In the meantime, not far away…

  22. Wait a minute,I know that smell!!! It`s Dvesty! He`s near, and he`s BLAZIN! Run, Sabi, Run! We gonna get him !

  23. As they run, Sabi falls into Dvesty`s shit trap. I got you, buddy!! It`s ok, you almost didn’t touch this shit HELP MEEEE!!! ALMOST?!!!

  24. HAHA!!! So long, suckers! Enjoy the waterpoo! Soon this entire beach will be overgrown by my special extra-strong fertilized vodka cactuses! HAHAHA! You lose again, Quervo! You lose again!

  25. Damn. He has escaped me once again. Dvesty... I respect you, yet I despise you! Cactus vodka my ass... I`m gonna get you one day, you sneaky ol` dirty bastard! I`m gonna get you and I`m gonna gun you down. Soon, Dvesty. Very Soon...

  26. The End

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