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So You’re going to be a Gnome

So You’re going to be a Gnome. Figures, facts, info, and tips for those lucky folks who got bit by a Wood Gnome. By 009. Table of contents. The Legend Basic Gnome Info Gnome population Tips END For further reading. The Legend. Well, if you where bit, you might as well know the legend

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So You’re going to be a Gnome

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  1. So You’re going to be a Gnome Figures, facts, info, and tips for those lucky folks who got bit by a Wood Gnome By 009

  2. Table of contents • The Legend • Basic Gnome Info • Gnome population • Tips • END • For further reading

  3. The Legend • Well, if you where bit, you might as well know the legend • For centuries, wood Gnomes roamed the forests of the Jippity Hoppity mountains., living a life of magic and wonder! Once every 20 years, they come to Lake-Koro, and pick one lucky matoran. They then take that matoran’s leg, and bite it! By sundown the next day, the matoran is whisked away to a life of magic and wonder!

  4. Basic Gnome Info • Gnomes are some of the most important of the elemental spirits of the earth. They move as eaisily though the earth as everybody else walks upon it. They keep the other magicy beigns (Like dragons, unicorns, ect.) in line. This is why many young people wish to be bitten by one. They like to wear tall, pointy hats, and little shirts and pants. They also have a beard on their face. Their favorite food are mushrooms.

  5. Gnome population Bellow is a chart showing the Gnome population from 1900 to 2000 in 50 year intervals during a Gnome’s favorite months. Note how the population skyrocketed in 2000

  6. Tips • Be good. Then again, if you where bitten, the Gnomes would have chosen you because you are good……… • Don’t let mystic artifacts, like the Reality Gauntlet, Mystic Morphers, The Skeleton Key, Dragon scales, ect.; fall into the hands of evil. • Don’t reveal the existence of mystical creatures to those not deemed worthy (If evil discovered the existence of the dragons that guard a country, who knows what would happen!). • Not even the most poisonous mushrooms will effect you, so eat up! • Sewers are not a good place to live • An average Gnome phone number is 555-555-555, 555-666-777, 555-777-888, ect. • Try living in a fat mushroom • Say “Hi” to Lazlo for me. • Don’t tap someone’s phone

  7. END • So now you know how to be a Wood Gnome, Good Luck!!!!!!!!!( And have fun)

  8. For further reading • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes, A normal dweeb’s point of view on Gnomes • http://faerie.monstrous.com/gnomes.htm A guide to Gnomes with real info and facts

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