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Bayesian Believer. Brought to you by the. Lyrics : Brad Carlin Music : Neil Diamond/The Monkees/Smashmouth. I thought inference was just a fairy tale,. Confused by stats and probability. Frequentist approaches made no sense to me. Summarizing evidence by p ?!. Then I saw Tom Bayes
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Bayesian Believer Brought to you by the Lyrics: Brad Carlin Music: Neil Diamond/The Monkees/Smashmouth
Frequentist approaches made no sense to me. Summarizing evidence by p?!
Then I saw Tom Bayes Now I'm a Believer!
Without a trace of doubt in my mind!
I’m a Bayesian! Oh, I’m a believer, I couldn’t p now if I tried!
I thought likelihood was just the only thing.
Turn the crank and get the MLE.
What's the use of thinking? Disconnect your brain. Play along and minimize the pain. MLE!
Then I saw Tom Bayes Now I'm a Believer!
Without a trace of doubt in my mind!
I’m a Bayesian! Oh, I’m a believer, I couldn’t p now if I tried!
GIVE IT UP FOR DON HEDEKER!!
SAS was out to get me. That's the way it seemed. Fixed effects and forced normality!
Then I saw Tom Bayes Now I'm a Believer!
Without a trace of doubt in my mind!
I’m a Bayesian! Oh, I’m a believer, I couldn’t p now if I tried!
Then I saw Tom Bayes Now I'm a Believer!
Without a trace of doubt in my mind!
Oh, I’m a believer, yeah, yeah I’m a believer! Bayes Rules!