The Hamm Twins

1. The Hamm Twins (Okay, everyone in the room sit down… relax... grab some popcorn… grab some drinks… grab the Hamm Twins if u like… Enjoy the slide show!!)

2. OR ELSE!!! (*Paul telling Morgan*): Stare at them until they listen. (Morgan): Are u sure they’ll listen to us?

3. Okay… thought so… let’s continue with the show then… (Morgan telling Paul): I look so fine right now it’s no even funny. (Paul): You have got to be kidding me!! I look better than u do! Just cuz you’re 30 min. older than me doesn't make u any special!

4. (Paul*thinking*: I bet I look so SEXY right now. Morgan just looks okay 4 his age!!)(Morgan*also thinking*: I bet I look SEXIER than Paul does right now. He just doesn't know it yet.)

5. * This is Morgan Hamm *

6. * This is Paul Hamm *

7. Morgan Hamm His Full Name is Morgan Carl Hamm but we all know him as Morgan Hamm. He was born on September 24, 1982. He is 30 minutes older then his twin brother Paul. Yes… I said TWIN brother (there’s 2 of them OMG!) His hometown is Waukesha, Wisconsin. Now, he is living in Columbus, Ohio. He goes to Ohio State University. He is 5'6“ and weighs 143lbs. His dad is Sandy, his mom is Cecily, his sister is Betsy and of course, his twin brother Paul. His coaches are Miles Avery, Arnold Kventenadze & Doug Stibel. He went to high school atWaukesha South. His favorite events are all of them. His least favorite is theparallel bars. His best events are the floor and the vault. His hobbies are Tennis and playing cards. Morgan also enjoys movies, chess, and a German game called Sheepshead. His favorite T.V. show is "Friends." Texas Holdem' is the game he's been playing the most lately. His favorite food is steak and potatoes. In his spare time, he likes to make pottery and write poetry. During the summers, he likes to play basketball. He likes to dance, especially to hip-hop. His favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. His favorite book is “The Davinci Code”. He is interested in becoming a physical therapist after his career in gymnastics is complete. His dream car is an Escalade. His favorite color is Blue. (me too!) His favorite team is the Green Bay Packers. His favorite season is Spring. Both Morgan and Paul share a Toyota Camry (at least I hope they do)

8. Paul Hamm His name is Paul Elbert Hamm but we all know his as Paul He was born on September 24, 1982. He is 30 minutes younger than his twin brother Morgan. Yes… I said TWIN brother (there’s 2 of them OMG!) His hometown is Waukesha, Wisconsin. He is now living in Columbus, Ohio. He goes to Ohio State University. He is 5'6" and weighs 137 lbs. His dad is Sandy, his mom is Cecily, his sister is Betsy and of course, his twin brother Morgan. His coaches are Miles Avery, Arnold Kventenadze & Doug Stibel. He went to high school atWaukesha South. His favorite events are all of them. His best event is the Pommel Horse. His favorite skill to do is a Kovacs on high bar. Paul enjoys playing tennis, cards, chess, and a German game called Sheepshead. Paul was the first American Male to win a World Championship All Around Title. His Favorite color is Green. His favorite food is chicken alfredo. Hip-hop is his favorite type of music. He enjoys watching "Friends" and "Seinfield." His favorite book is “The Count of Monte Cristo”. His major in college is Health and Fitness Management. His favorite color is green. (me too!) Both Morgan and Paul share a Toyota Camry. (at least I hope they do) They have separate bathrooms though. thank god!! No more fighting!!!

9. At the Athens games one set of twins stood together. (Morgan: I’m gonna win some gold 2night. Paul: I hope I don’t fall. Brett: I wonder if I have a twin? Mabey I can go on Oprah 2 find my long lost twin?!?

10. They each had dreams of winning an Olympic gold medal (Paul: I’m gonna beat some US butt! Morgan:I hope this outfit doesn't make me look fat. Blain*to himself*:Look I can see my feet from here. Hey Morgan look what I can do…

11. Together they won a team silver at the 2004 games in Athens (Paul:”Wow, I never new I was so special! Morgan*thinking*:”I hope I get laid”)

12. Together they became champions of the Olympics (Morgan: I hope I look good. Paul: I bet I look cool with these medals. I just I hope I don’t have to give them back 2 Morgan).

13. Chillin’ before the Olympic games Paul*singing out loud*: ...I’m 2 sexy 4 my shirt… 2 sexy 4 my pants… Morgan:*thinking*: I think he’s gone crazy! And people say we’re alike?!?! Yeah right!!

14. I SAW THAT!!! STOP IT!!! WATCH THE SHOW!!! Hey!! Lady with the bad highlights in the back… SIT DOWN!!!

15. This is Team USA without Guard Young. All thinking *except Paul*: I hope we at least win something after what happened to Paul. Paul*singing in head*: OOPS… I hope I don’t do it again! (Blaine: I wonder were Guard is? I hope he didn’t take his name TOO seriously!)

16. This is Guard Young. (Guard: I make this looks so easy! At least I think so. I should keep concentrating on this before I fall or something. Hey I can see my mom from here! Hey mom!)

17. This is Brett. (Brett*thinking*: YAY! I did something right for once! At least I think it went ok. I’ll just keep smiling and pretend nothing bad ever happened.)

18. This is Blaine (Blaine: OK look you guys, just cuz I have a more improved body than u 2 doesn't mean u have to hate me for it! It’s not my fault I was born this way!!)

19. This is Jason (Jason*thinking*: I hope this pose doesn't make my butt look too big? Should I ask someone? Mabey I’ll ask coach) Jason*screaming*: COACH!!!!

20. Sean: I look so hot right now! Dude, my girlfriend should see this picture. Mabey “People” magazine could use this picture for my interview. *Song comes on*:“Do a little dance, get down tonight”

21. This is team USA (GO USA!!!) (Team *thinking*: I hope I don’t look “2 sexy for my shirt… 2 sexy for my pants…”)

22. THE END Okay… that’s all Dudesters!! (This is the part were you get up… pick up ur area… leave… take the Hamm Twins w/ u… and go home…)

23. OR ELSE!!!!!! *Allie see’s Paul & Morgan enter the room*

24. Paul & Morgan: Hi Allie, We loved your Slide Show! Can u give us a copy of it?!? (Allie: Drools… faints… Falls off chair… needs twins to give her CPR)

25. (This is the part where Paul and Morgan come to the rescue… I hope!!) (Allie waiting “fainted” on floor: Any day now, they’re gonna see me and help me up…) (5 minutes later) (Allie*screams*: PAUL!!!!!! MORGAN!!!!!! (*”faints” again)

26. (Paul… Morgan…) (Allie*comes back 2 life 4 a moment*: Thank you anyways Blaine!… (*thinking 2 herself*): He’s not THAT hot anyway! I think I should change what slide 16 said about him…. (sees Paul-n-Morgan coming) Paul & Morgan: Do you need us to help u get up? Allie (*still on floor*): *faints again*

27. Oh and remember folks… DRINK MORE MILK!!! Good cheese comes from California Happy cows come from California.(remember that!!) (I hope this picture inspires you)