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An Idiot’s Guide to. TEACHING BOYS 101. Victoria Institution. 117. 14081893. OldestEnglish school in KL. Notable alumni. Sidek brothers. Lee Kuan Yew. Ananda Krishnan. Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz. Mokhtar Dahari. Foo Kok Keong. Victorians. Inquisitive. Smart Alec.
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An Idiot’s Guide to TEACHING BOYS 101
Victoria Institution 117 • 14081893 OldestEnglish school in KL
Notable alumni Sidek brothers Lee Kuan Yew Ananda Krishnan Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz MokhtarDahari FooKokKeong
Inquisitive Smart Alec What to expect from BOYS! Social Active Talented Mischievous Opinionated Practical
Managing Boys
ARTICLE 1 I am the KING, you are NOT!!! Thou shall yield to my command. Either you obey or you face the consequences. Thou shall not speak until spoken to.
ARTICLE 2 Stay ahead of the game! Thou shall anticipate what is coming from the boys - Expect the unexpected. Thou shall play the game and come out victorious.
#1 “Sir, do we have school tomorrow (Saturday)?” “The school has been here for the past 117 years!” # 2 “Sir, what time is it?” “It’s time for you to look at your exam scripts!” # 3 “What have we learn today?” “NOTHING!” Pauses... “Well good effort! But it shows you’re not using your God-given brain!”
ARTICLE 3 Show some character Thou shall always be AWESOME and COOL. Thou shall think it is okay to be a CLOWN. Thou shall UNLEASH your TONGUE.
ARTICLE 4 Whether you care about students or not, a TEACHER cares about his students Thou shall love thy students like thy neighbours. Thou shall not label your students. Thou shall listen before thy speak.
Violations of the teacher code will result to monstrosity in your classroom