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DISCLOSURE PRESENTATION

DISCLOSURE PRESENTATION. AKA: How to act “right " in English 12. The reasons I’m a nice teacher …in disguise. My children would prefer that I keep their identities incognito. About Me…. I’ll tell you some everyday information that you don’t hear just every day….

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DISCLOSURE PRESENTATION

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  1. DISCLOSURE PRESENTATION AKA: How to act “right" in English 12

  2. The reasons I’m a nice teacher…in disguise... My children would prefer that I keep their identities incognito

  3. About Me… • I’ll tell you some everyday information that you don’t hear just every day…. • (good review of that concept… everyday is one word because why?)

  4. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST: THE FOUR RULES • BE RESPONSIBLE-----Work Hard • BE HONEST---- • BE NICE---- • BE CLASSY ----

  5. BE CLASSYOnly LADYLIKE and GENTLEMANLY behavior will be welcome/toleratedat all times

  6. Interpretation Is:DO NOT BE:RUDE, CRUDE,or LEWD!

  7. This is my limit of “crude” Photo by my oldest daughter, Karen…

  8. Any Incident Involving the following rules results in a 20 point deduction to your grade…each time it occurs.

  9. SUBJECTS NOT OPEN TO DISCUSSION OR TO WRITING: • Criticism or complaining about administrators or other teachers. • ANYTHING sexual/ homosexual. • Negative LABELS about people…”He’s a _____”or “she’s a ________ “(This includes using these in conversation about someone in my classroom). • NO INNUENDOS…you are saying something inappropriate without really saying it. • ABSOLUTELY NO SWEARING!

  10. THE BOTTOM LINE IS: DON’T MESS WITH ME ON ANY OF THOSE THINGS BECAUSE I WILL NAIL YOU BEFORE YOU’LL KNOW WHAT HIT YOU. REMEMBER….act/talk like ladies and gentlemen.

  11. BE NICE

  12. BE NICE • Do not write on the desks! EVER! • Stay out of Mrs. Hartvigsen’s Inner Sanctum. • Maintain Backpacking GarbageRule: If you pack it in, pack it out! • ONLY WATER IS ALLOWED…not even Gatorade or Vitamin Water when you are bulking up on game day… • NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES… • And for sure... • No weapons…or food…or food intended to be used as weapons.

  13. Entertainment Break:THE EUROPEAN “ZOO” EXPERIENCE:You have heard about countries without borders, well, this is a reserve without cages….

  14. Introducing, the Moroccan monkeys of ROCAMADOR, France!

  15. They roam freely and take popcorn out of your hand…

  16. While you worry that their friend is going to drop down on your head out of the tree which shades you…

  17. They eat more…

  18. And more…

  19. Unless they’re full… no…just insulted that…

  20. You weren’t offering big enough pieces…(no joke…)

  21. Over 100 monkeys roam the reserve freely.

  22. Munching away….

  23. Day after day…

  24. WORK PROCEDURES: Remember: The Tassel is worth the Hassle!

  25. Hand Assignments in ON TIME: • DO NOT EMAIL ASSIGNMENTS. • Due at the beginning of class for full credit. • If you are in attendance and unprepared, it is ½ credit after assignments are collected, after school, or the next time we meet. • The next time we meet, it will be ¼ credit, then zero after that.

  26. WHAT IF I AM ABSENT? • Check the Blog • If you are absent one day, you have one day to finish your assignments for full credit. • Take care of yourself by taking care of your responsibilities…The responsible people are always happier. • Long-term projects/papers must be handed in on the due date. Send them with a friend or have your parents bring it to school. • Work for unexcused absences/sluffs will not be counted. • Parents have three days to excuse absences.

  27. MORE EXCITING CAT TRICKS…

  28. OTHER INFORMATION: • Midterm is the cutoff date for any work up until that point. • No makeup work is accepted the last week of the term. • Any cheating/plagiarism will result in failing for the term. • Make a goal to complete every assignment and hand them in on time, and that is your recipe for success.

  29. This is Vinnie’s specialty…

  30. Let’s make this a great senior year! Graduation is May 24, 2010 At the Dee Events Center! And the grand finale is….

  31. PROOF THAT VINNIE ISN’T DEAD!

  32. HE JUST RESTS…..A LOT! THE END!

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