I don’t have any friends. My best friend is myself. People are cruel and stupid!

1. I don’t have any friends. My best friend is myself. People are cruel and stupid!

2. I don’t have any friends. I don’t trust anyone. People are cruel and stupid.

3. I don’t trust anyone. People are cruel and stupid. I don’t need anyone. My best friend is myself!

4. I don’t have any friends. I don’t trust anyone.

5. Yes you do..! I don´t have any friends…

6. I’m easy going, relaxed, and the most down-to-earth person you could ever wish to meet.

7. I’m easy-going, relaxed, and the most down-to-earth person you could ever wish to meet!

8. Last summer my parents bought me a Labrador puppy.

9. Suddenly I feel foolish. Help!

10. Nothing’s happening to you. It’s puberty. My arms are skinny and my legs are too long.

11. Kipper has got six kittens. When did she give birth to them? I’m jealous.

12. We’re not dating or anything!!!

13. He always howled in stormy weather…

14. People don’t always know how to look after their pets.

15. Unfornately, we have only had one period of P.E. this term and I don’t think it has been enough.

16. I play the guitar and the keyboard and I love wrestling.

17. I have read out religious stories twice during the past twelve months.

18. Hmm!!! Delicious! There are hundreds of different fruits and vegetables.

19. Delicious! There were hundreds of different fruits and vegetables.

20. Do you have any advice?

21. I have never seen anything like it before!

22. . . . I never had a dull moment. . . .

23. There must be tens of thousands, even hundreds of thousands of mobilephones in Finland.

24. Welcome to Teenage Tours – the programme for young people who like travelling abroad.

25. I am really into sports !!

26. I couldn’t help noticing a sign which said ”Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 12 months a year!”

27. Well, my dad has been there on business.

28. Much spicier!

29. Spongebob adjusted well to the Finnish way of doing things.

30. Here we have an American girl as American as her name. Nicole lives in the U.S.A and loves the girlie game.

31. Do you have a lot of luggage with you?

32. I’m just happy to be here in Dublin.

33. I used to look real cute.

34. I used to look real cute, you know…

35. Not funny. Look, you know how much I’m into sports clothes. And I’m really crazy about tracksuits and trainers, right?

36. Nothing’s happening to you. What’s happening to me?!

37. I’m not exactly into brand names so I just wear what my mum buys me.

38. I love shopping, particularly in shopping malls, but…

39. … dad’S 10 000$ weekly allowance is NOT enough!

40. You’ve got more headbands than I’ve got underpants.

41. I’d be fat in a week if I had this every day.

42. Toast’s ready. Hmm… Good! Yuck, how could you eat that! Even I can’t eat that. It’s far too greasy.

43. I don’t like him because he barks and licks people’s faces!

44. Little children were afraid of him because he often tried to jump up and lick their faces. But now he’s housetrained and behaves very well.

45. I enjoy going to the ballet.

46. It’s breathtaking to perform live in front of an audience.

47. I`m going to give up horse-riding.

48. Why is everybody looking at me?!?

49. I look and feel like a freak.

50. No one has tried to bully me at school but that’s probably because I tell everybody to buzz off. So, BUZZ OFF!