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S U C C E E D T O F A I L

S U C C E E D T O F A I L. – February 30, 2009, 6:15am – Best Western Barrie Muskoka Room. We will help you!. TAKE A MEETNG. What are you doing, right now? Were you away from your desk? Job getting… worse? Options are like monthly performance assessments (in that you have one a month)

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S U C C E E D T O F A I L

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  1. S U C C E E D T O F A I L – February 30, 2009, 6:15am – Best Western Barrie Muskoka Room We will help you!

  2. TAKE A MEETNG • What are you doing, right now? • Were you away from your desk? • Job getting… worse? • Options are like monthly performance assessments (in that you have one a month) • Try to remember why you wanted this job • GETYORSELFLOCKEDUP Refuse to pay rent until that shit is cleared away!

  3. MERGE THE DEPARTMENT

  4. LOVE; SWEATERS. You are a scarf around everything

  5. Source: Chicago Taste Access First 722-32d

  6. BRING TO A BOIL Use this handy guide! “YOUR NAME HERE”

  7. I P M P X Q P K P I V P K K E K V H V V

  8. CHANGE IS RESITAINT • PUTYOURSELFINDANGER • There must be something keeping you at the office, anything really • Think of your very best day • Think of your very worst day • Hold onto both of those, TIGHTLY • Are work problems really your problems? Get the sand out of your vagina!

  9. FOLLOW THE TRAIL But you know this already

  10. VERY IMPORTANT • In fact, there are things in life that transcend irony, sarcasm and condescension • These are the real things, the small things, the things in-between the big moments • We don’t get very many of these, but we should hold onto them, as they are the moments that stay with you, forever • This morning, you had one • It is yours to keep • You can feel good about it • I insist

  11. * REMEMBER * FUN Have Some With It Bring your “A” game!

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  13. T H A N K Y O U Remember, only you can succeed to fail!

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