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2007 Annual Basher and Thrasher Roto Draft. Feature Presentation. Welcome back to the 2007 Annual Roto Draft. As you all know, the highlight of this draft is the crowning of the Draft Day MVP.
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2007 Annual Basher and Thrasher Roto Draft Feature Presentation
Welcome back to the 2007 Annual Roto Draft. As you all know, the highlight of this draft is the crowning of the Draft Day MVP. Whether you are crowned the next Draft Day MVP or not, the hilarity of today will be legendary throughout our lives. One fellow Roto Owner put it well when he said “The Annual Thrasher/Basher Roto draft day is like Christmas in March”
The truth of the matter is that we are all a bunch of losers that use this day as an excuse to get together to get drunk and rip on each other. I have taken the liberty of putting this presentation together to make all of you look bad. The following is a very realistic description of everyone here today…………………….
Me too Lee! I am so excited for the draft Seth!
Lee, draft day has finally come! This is the best day of my life!
Let’s get dressed Lee! That sounds swell Seth!
Seth, can you grab my cheat sheets for me? Sure thing Lee!
What are they looking at Seth? I am not sure Lee!
You too Buddy! Draft well today partner!
In other parts unknown, another owner prepares himself for the important day ahead……
This is my time! It baffles my how I can be so inept at winning A title when I am so superior in my draft preparation!?!?
These Scouting Reports and oversized notebooks Should give me a sizeable drafting advantage!
Oh No! It is starting to happen again. Maybe if I get some rest I will feel a little better!
6 Hours Later……………. Fuck! It happened again. I guess I will continue to be a Stubborn prick and refuse to make any legitimate trade offers
Accept my fucking trade! Never!
Let’s head south to Boston to see how one particular owner prepares for draft day the night before……
Whoaaa Bro, that was a rager last night. I better grab my Shit and fly to Auburn. I am going to be late as usual..
I can’t figure out why my draft always sucks every year…. Oh well, I better grab my things.
The following photo is a clear indication of the stress and pure devastation that the Auburn Roto draft can have on an owner….
Back in Auburn, we check in on another owner the morning of the draft…… 6:00AM……
Let’s head down to Portland and luxurious establishment that is Chandler’s Wharf. We will check in on the residence of Mr. Mike Hayward…… The Time is 5:00AM
What are we waiting for, let’s Get this party started! Thanks for having me over For a draft pre-party Hayward
I know. You were my hero when we Played Legion Ball Vahn!
Hayward, you were my idol when We played legion. I know.
That was the shit! To our Legion days!
Hayward, we are almost out of beer!
Don’t worry Vahn, I am Having more delivered As we speak.
Vahn, there is something I have wanted to do for a long time!
No, you are Hayward You’re the best Vahn