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. I am constantly correcting grammarWhen I refer to Star Wars, I am talking about global defenseI eat only vegetables and will tell you about it at least four timesAlso, I like to make Venn diagrams. . I collect holiday sweatersAnd Korean War memorabilia You don't eat enough fiberI am sensiti
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1. Reasons why I suck the fun out of everything (An exercise in PowerPoint excellence)
2. I am constantly correcting grammar
When I refer to Star Wars, I am talking about global defense
I eat only vegetables and will tell you about it at least four times
Also, I like to make Venn diagrams
3. I collect holiday sweaters
And Korean War memorabilia
You don’t eat enough fiber
I am sensitive about everything
Allergic to gluten
4. Smuggling candy into the movie theater is unacceptable; I will report you
I spend a good chunk of each day thinking about or talking about euthanasia
I have pictures of my children you haven’t seen yet