 At the start of 2012 God called upon Noah & said:

1. The 2nd universal flood  At the start of 2012 God called upon Noah & said: “Once again, the earth has become inhabitable, overpopulated and above all full of selfishness: I must act.”

2. “Build an Ark and gather 2 of each living kind as well as the good ones. You have 6 months before I let loose the rains for 40 days and 40 nights”.

3. After 6 months, God looks upon the earth, sees Noah sweeping his yard, but no trace of the ark. Surprised, He calls out to Noah: “The time has come to let loose the rains; where is the Ark?”

4. “Forgive me, Lord,” implores Noah, but since then everything has changed; I need building permission to begin the Ark and I’ve had to argue my case with the person in charge of fire alarms”.

5. “The agency for long term development, before granting me permission, wants me to conduct a feasibility study for which I’m just working on the conclusions. The works inspector has me in his sights because he is claiming that I intend to use this charity work without paying a single soul and thus avoiding tax charges! The unions have warned me not to make my children work, but only qualified people, who are union members and up to date with their payment contributions.”

6. During this time my neighbours formed an association because I was violating the community rules by building an Ark in the yard, thus blocking their view! We had to nominate an arbitration tribunal to reach an agreement. Following on from this, the town planning & services people presented a list of works in order for water to reach my yard: when I told them that it was going to be the sea that would reach the Ark, theydidn’tbelieve me!

7. After that, I had to cut down enough wood to build the Ark: the different organisations protecting the environment got together to prevent me cutting down trees, with the pretext of my endangering, to the point of extinction, various animal species. I tried to explain that on the contrary my project would actually save many species, butto no avail.

8. Nevertheless, I’ve begun to gather different species, but the ‘animal protection society’ has attacked me for wanting to lock up wild animals against their will and with much reduced space:they accused me of animal cruelty.

9. “The finance people have received a report from the Inland Revenue stating that I ordered a luxury yacht despite my modest tax return. Just as a precautionary measure my belongings as well as my passport have been confiscated”. And on top of it all, the customs control people accuse me of wanting to flee the country with animals in danger of extinction.

10. “Dear Lord, if all goes well, I’m going to need at least 10 years for the construction of the Ark, and that’s if they don’t send me to prison first!” Suddenly the clouds disappear and there appears a splendid rainbow. Noah lifts his head and asks: “What then, you’re not going to destroy the earth?” “That won’t be necessary”, replies God, THE BUREAUCRATS ARE TAKING IT OVER”.

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