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Funny Marathon Signs I saw along my way (G-rated)

Funny Marathon Signs I saw along my way (G-rated). “I thought they said 2.62 miles” “Run like someone is chasing you” “Run like you stole something” “If you think this is difficult, try childbirth” “Run like death is chasing you” (word ‘death’ is replace by a picture of the grim reaper”

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Funny Marathon Signs I saw along my way (G-rated)

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  1. Funny Marathon Signs I saw along my way (G-rated) • “I thought they said 2.62 miles” • “Run like someone is chasing you” • “Run like you stole something” • “If you think this is difficult, try childbirth” • “Run like death is chasing you” (word ‘death’ is replace by a picture of the grim reaper” • “Touch here for power” picture of a star or a little kid’s hand.

  2. Marathon Lessons • Don’t start in a group that’s faster than what you train at, by mile 8 they will leave you. • Bring music in case you fall out of your group. • Pray that it doesn’t precipitate (blisters on your feet) • Just because you can run 20 miles doesn’t mean that you can run 26.2 • You always run more than 26.2 miles, I ran 26.75 • Don’t eat Vaseline • Older women can dance hip-hop (Homewood) • Running hills suck, not while you’re doing them, but 2 miles later • Don’t try chit-chatting with other men that are running their first marathon they are “in the zone” • Your GPS is never right when it comes to distance.

  3. 5 May 2014 • Today, will be an amnesty day. You will have the period to complete assignments that you failed to turn in on time. This must be done quietly. • You must turn in 12.4/13.2 • There will be a documentary playing about the Presidents of the United States. • You must be quiet, if this isn’t followed we will begin the next section. • All incomplete assignments are due by Tuesday, quizzes included. • Tomorrow we will be working on 13.4 and there will be a quiz later this week on the content from 13.4.

  4. The Lone Star Republic • Why did Texans seek independence from Mexico? How did they finally achieve their goal? • Why did northerners and southerners disagree about annexing Texas?

  5. Folk Heroes Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie • Ballad of Davy Crockett • Deconstructing the Alamo • 13 days to glory

  6. Battle of San Jacinto

  7. Election of 1840 About 2.5 million ppl vote. Harrison receives 53% of the popular Van Buren receives 47%

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