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“ The Food is So Salty ”. David: This food is so salty. I ’ m going to return it. Excuse me, waiter! Waiter: Anything wrong, sir? David: This food is so salty. I’d like to return it, please . Waiter: Of course, sir. I ’ m so
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“The Food is So Salty” David: This food is so salty. I’m going to return it. Excuse me, waiter! Waiter: Anything wrong, sir? David: This food is so salty. I’d like to return it, please . Waiter: Of course, sir. I’m so sorry. I will get you another order right away.
“It isn’t What I Ordered” Sarah: Hey, this isn’t what I ordered! Waiter! Waiter: Yes? Sarah: You just gave me an apple pie and I ordered a cake. Waiter: I’m so sorry. It’s my mistake. I’ll get you your cake.
“The Soup is Cold” Helen: How’s the soup? Anne: It’s awful. It’s cold! Helen: Tell them to warm it up. Anne: Waiter! Waiter: Is something wrong? Anne: Yes. My soup is cold. Can you take it back and warm it up, please? Waiter: Of course.
“There’s a Fly in My Food!” Rose: Look, dear! There’s a fly in my soup! (There’s a cockroach in my sandwich! There’s a hair in my salad!) Tom: you should tell the waiter. Rose: I will. Excuse me, waiter! Waiter: Yes? Rose: There’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: I’m terribly sorry. I’ll get you another one right away.