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ESC’s Most Wanted

ESC’s Most Wanted. Crime of the Week. ESC Most Wanted. Useless Statistics. Name: Chris Harris Alias: “The Mouth” Sex: Male Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown Weight: 130 lbs DOB: 5/22/1954. Chris “ The Mouth” Harris. Wanted. Next. Wanted For….

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ESC’s Most Wanted

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  1. ESC’s Most Wanted Crime of the Week ESC Most Wanted Useless Statistics

  2. Name: Chris Harris • Alias: “The Mouth” • Sex: Male • Hair: Brown • Eyes: Brown • Weight: 130 lbs • DOB: 5/22/1954 Chris “ The Mouth” Harris Wanted Next

  3. Wanted For… Chris “The Mouth” Harris is wanted for excessive consumption of office equipment. Warning: If given the chance, he will eat your gun! Next

  4. Wanted • Name: Scott Trudeau • Alias: The Grasshopper • Sex: Male • Eyes: Green • Hair: Brown • Weight: 190 lbs • DOB: 10/23/73 Next

  5. Scott “The Grasshopper” Trudeau is a well known oaccomplice of Chris “The Mouth” and Ric “The Toyman” Gonzalez Wanted For Next

  6. Name: Ric Alias: Toyman Sex: Male Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Weight: 190 lbs DOB: 10/23/65 Ric “The Toyman” Gonzalez Wanted Next

  7. Ric “The Toy” Gonzalez is wanted for superimposing his face onto Luke Skywalker action figures. Caution: Extremely Dangerous (If you are a Luke Skywalker action figure)! Wanted For… Next

  8. Name: Faye Stone Alias: “The Boss Lady” Sex: Female Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Weight: 125 lbs DOB: 10/23/1973 YEAH RIGHT! WANTED Next

  9. WANTED FOR: Faye “The Boss Lady” Stone is the ESC ring leader. Some say she is the most dangerous criminal mind of the 21st century. Last seen being chased by the men in white jackets. Next

  10. Mark “Chrome Dome” Piccozi WANTED Name: Mark Alias: “Chrome Dome: Sex: Male Eyes: Brown Hair: He wishes Weight: 175 lbs (All Muscle) DOB: 1/23/1965 Next

  11. Mark “Chrome Dome” Piccozi Wanted For… Wanted for blinding military aircraft pilots with the reflection from his forehead. Home

  12. Crime of the Week This man was caught on tape senselessly beating an innocent defenseless computer. If you have any details which could lead to the perpetrator’s arrest you could earn a cash reward. Caution: This man is extremely dangerous. Please do not try to apprehend this wacko. If you see him, notify the proper authorities. View Movie

  13. Caught On Tape CrimeStoppers – 1-800-TIPS CrimeStoppers – 1-800-TIPS CrimeStoppers – 1-800-TIPS CrimeStoppers – 1-800-TIPS Home

  14. Donut Consumption

  15. Donut Stains Home

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