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Me Fail English? That’s Unpossible !

Me Fail English? That’s Unpossible !. Why Tweets can be so confusing in 140 slides or less!. Approved. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?. Full Definition of POSITION 1 :   an act of placing or arranging: as a :   the laying down of a proposition or thesis

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Me Fail English? That’s Unpossible !

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  1. Me Fail English? That’s Unpossible! Why Tweets can be so confusing in 140 slides or less! Approved

  2. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Full Definition of POSITION 1 :  an act of placing or arranging: as a:  the laying down of a proposition or thesis b:  an arranging in order 2 :  a point of view adopted and held to <made my position on the issue clear> 3 a:  the point or area occupied by a physical object :location <took her position at the head of the line> b:  a certain arrangement of bodily parts <rose to a standingposition> 4 :  a market commitment in securities or commodities; also:  the inventory of a market trader

  3. Full Definition of BUY transitive verb 1 :  to acquire possession, ownership, or rights to the use or services of by payment especially of money :purchase 2 a:  to obtain in exchange for something often at a sacrifice<they bought peace with their freedom> b:redeem 6 3 :bribe, hire 4 :  to be the purchasing equivalent of <the dollar buys less today than it used to> 5 :accept, believe <I don't buy that hooey> —often used withinto intransitive verb :  to make a purchase

  4. 11 a:  not having goods or property that one has sold in anticipation of a fall in prices b:  consisting of, relating to, or engaging in the sale of securities or commodities that the seller does not possess or has not contracted for at the time of the sale <short sale><a short seller> Ewwww Extremely impressive. Extremely. And I mean that without sarcasm. Curious as to what defines right & wrong. One tick in your favor from opening the position or a “profitable” open AND close without a stop being hit (assuming there was a stop in place). Don’t worry, we’ll define “profit” soon. And just throwing this out there, but if your signals are this perfect on oil, then couldn’t you make more trading your own or other people’s money? I mean A LOT more money. Or is making money too Old Wall?

  5. Do we have to go thru the definition again? prof·it noun, often attributive \ˈprä-fət\ : money that is made in a business, through investing, etc., after all the costs and expenses are paid : a financial gain : the advantage or benefit that is gained from doing something Full Definition of PROFIT 1 : a valuable return : gain 2 : the excess of returns over expenditure in a transaction or series of transactions; especially : the excess of the selling price of goods over their cost Penny is Wise So you do buy? Cause we just covered that definition, ya know?

  6. Smile, Sell and Signal all begin with “s” but I only see two of them mentioned in the first two tweets Thou shall not worship false idols 1keep verb \ˈkēp\ : to continue having or holding (something) : to not return, lose, sell, give away, or throw away (something) : to continue in a specified state, condition, or position

  7. Not a bad call on FDX. Dues where dues are earned. Of course, you aren’t really hurt if you don’t really own it. Pretty sure this symbolizes it best. There’s a sale at Penney’s! If she is not pure, we shall sacrifice her to the almighty #Timestamp

  8. Never say never. Hope you really never bought green on the close

  9. Well, up here we use the term “signal”, yet… How could folks ever be confused? But here the 1st move is a buy, NOT a buy signal. Plenty of characters to include the word signal. Ownership of the buys here with the words “I’ll” and “I’m”. No use of the word “signal” even though plenty of chance to disclose that.

  10. Buy! Sell! Sell more! Watch a few closely! Wow! What a busy day. You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him! All this buying and selling, but what’s that in red?!? Why it’s, yes, it is the use of the word signal. But, Mommy, I’m so confused. Why isn’t it in the other tweets? Just Timestamp your homework and don’t worry about it dear.

  11. With a name like Muckers, it has to be good Now we have the “Ideas” buy list to contend with. But what else do we have here? Buy and sell living in the same tweet as signal. Next thing you know: Hedgeye sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…mass hysteria!

  12. Hmm, looks like someone changed their wording. I’m out of red ink for the red circles on this page! You get a signal! You get a signal! You get a signal! Everybody gets a signal!!!

  13. Call me crazy, but we’ve regressed again from using the term signal and we’re right back to buying.

  14. Seriously, I’m pretty sure there is no wash sale rules with paper trading, but “let me check.” Let them short Cake!

  15. Buying some growth. Waiting on signals to buy. Wait. Am I buying or is he buying? Me? Him? Einhorn? Finkle? You ever seen that scene in Scanners where the guy’s head explodes?

  16. That’s called “ADVISING” ad·vise verb \əd-ˈvīz\ : to give an opinion or suggestion to someone about what should be done : to give advice to (someone)

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