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Anal Sex: Doin ’ it Right!. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!. Here are some Quick Facts!!!*. 93 % effective against unplanned pregnancy. FACT! 87% more pleasurable for women than conventional intercourse. FACT!

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  1. Anal Sex:Doin’ it Right! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!! • Here are some Quick Facts!!!* • 93% effective against unplanned pregnancy. FACT! • 87% more pleasurable for women than conventional intercourse. FACT! • Divorce rate amongst anal-sex practicing couples half that of vaginal intercourse only couples. FACT! • Her “Monthly Visitor” won’t get in the way. FACT! • Female partner 89% more likely to climax during anal penetration. FACT! Using the materials found in this pamphlet will ensure quality, SAFE fun! Tech Sergeant Tube-o’-Lube Says: Defeat Jerry at every turn! Don’t do her dry, men. That’s what the Germans do. BUY WAR BONDS! *Information contained in this brochure is by no means to be considered to be fact.

  2. Four Proven Methods! Find a willing* partner. Bars, SA meetings and craigslist are full of them. How to identify them! • The ALG-Walk. ALGs usually have a distinctive wide-legged walk. • Blistered lips. ALGs enjoy a hit on the pipe every now and then. • Bloodshot Eyes and/or Slurred Speech. ALGs enjoy drinking and have poor self-control. Stick it in her pooper, and she’ll think you’re super! Give her drinks! Alcohol is the ultimate aphrodisiac, and she will thank you for it later. Don’t be cheap; take her to your house. ALGs (anal loving gals) appreciate made men. If all else fails, give her money! ALGs often like to buy things, and money will let them do it.

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