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Welcome to Non.Noobalon! This is a guide for all super noobs. Learn how to navigate this tough world and become a skilled trainer. Battle, level up, and collect items along the way. Be prepared for tough challenges!
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Hi my names professor noob helper I see you are one of them let me see your id MY GOD YOU’RE A SUPER NOOB I cant help you here
Hi im professor super noob helper let me see your id ah a super noob you definitely need ma helpa no wat I is sayin so welcome to non noobalon this is a pkmnoob Now that’s covered I have to tell you there are a lot of nonnoobainers and they are all really tough don’t go pkmbattle anyone because they may be too strong if you cheat at any point you become a douchebag and you must die hahahahaha that will be fun. When we killed you after you become a douchebag we chop you up and feed you to pkmnoobs they need food yano thanks for listening
Heres a practice battle to start you off • Advance to next place
Lvl:5 quilava hp Lvl:5 quilava hp exp
What shall quilava do scratch growl pkmnoobs Run for your life
Lvl:5 quilava hp Lvl:5 quilava hp exp
Lvl:5 quilava hp The foes quilavas defense fell Lvl:5 quilava hp exp
pkmnoobs quilava
What shall quilava do scratch growl No pp pkmnoobs Run for your life
Lvl:5 quilava hehehe hp Attack +3 Defence +2 Speed +3 Accuracy +3 Evasiveness +2 Spd.attack +2 spd,.defence +2 Attack 7 Defence 8 Speed 9 Accuracy 10 Evasiveness 8 Spd.attack 9 Spd,.defence 9 A super mega critical hit Congrats quilava levelled up by 1 Lvl6 Lvl5 quilava hp Got 50 exp points exp
pkmnoobs quilava
I told you that yah cant fucking escape this stupid battle against that gay ugly dick head now piss off and leave me alone you twat
Yeah Yeah im awesome
Your quite a trainer and you already have quite a strong bond between you and quilava. You must already know how to battle to get a super mega critical hit. Anyway my assistant wanted to give you these Obtained the 5 pkmbals and 5 grtbals Obtained happy ribbon Your next door neighbour says she wants to give you these as well Obtained the 10 potions Hey I can do this funny thing with my head and its so funny hey are you reading good. Here have a cheque Trainer called ash $50,000 pkmndolrs For excellent skills
Gimme something After everyone ran away coz ur a damn ghost you decided to steal everything now you have infinity of everything there ever is to get in nonnoobalon Then you left
Lvl:12 geodude hp Gordon sent out geodude Lvl:10 lucario hp Huh a new pkmnoob joined you
What will lucario do Aura sphere Mega punch pkmnoobs run
Lvl:12 geodude hp A one hit kill ratio hit wow Lvl:10 lucario hp
Lvl:12 geodude hp A one hit kill ratio hit wow Lvl:10 lucario hp
Hello no running • I told you already nnoo rruunniinniinngg yyoouu ccaann nnoott rruunn ffrroomm aa ttrraaiinneerr bbaattllee..
pkmnoobs quilava lucario