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1. 1. Wife: Had ur lunch? Wife: Had ur lunch? Husband: Had ur lunch? Husband: Had ur lunch? Wife: I m asking you. Wife: I m asking you. Husband: I m asking you. Husband: I m asking you. Wife: u copying me? Wife: u copying me? Husband: u copying me? Husband: u copying me? Wife: let's go shopping. Wife: let's go shopping. Husband: yes I had my lunch. Husband: yes I had my lunch.
2. 2. Why do we write 'etc' at the end of the exam? Why do we write 'etc' at the end of the exam? Coz it means e Coz it means e- - end of t end of t- - thinking c thinking c - - capacity. capacity.
3. 3. Teacher: What is your date of birth? Teacher: What is your date of birth? Suleman: October 13th. Suleman: October 13th. Teacher: Which year? Teacher: Which year? Suleman: It is every year. Suleman: It is every year.
4. 4. My wife told me she needs more space I said My wife told me she needs more space I said no problem and locked her out of the mouse. no problem and locked her out of the mouse.
5. 5. Teacher asked if I saw a man beating a dog Teacher asked if I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? showing? The student replied: brotherly love. The student replied: brotherly love.
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