The trip to the moon By: Ben Bidwell

1. The trip to the moonBy: Ben Bidwell

2. You take a rocket to the moon… Ever since you were a kid, you’ve always dreamed of going to the moon. Finally the day comes where you decide to make the dream come true... You make it there safely. You make a wrong turn. You cant afford a rocket.

3. You make it there safely… The takeoff and flight went smoothly. Other than getting the runs from eating space ice cream, you land on the moon safely. When you get there … You build a city. You find little green moon men.

4. You build a city… You want to be the first person to settle on moon. You start building using moon rocks and in no time you have constructed a dozen huts, a general store, and a post office. Next thing you know… People start to move in and live there with you. Its too light and floats away into space.

5. People start to live with you… • People move from earth to the moon and it makes the moon to heavy, which causes it to slowly float into the sun and it burns up.

6. The city is too light… • The city is not properly anchored to the moon and it floats away into space with you in it until a huge asteroid hits it and destroys everything.

7. You find little green moon men… Little green men come out to greet your spaceship. Unfortunately you only speak English and the green men are a Spanish speaking colony. Since you slept through Spanish class in high school, you can’t understand what they are saying. Without your knowledge, the green moon men decide… They are mad at you and start a war. They like you and have a party for you.

8. They are mad and start a war… • They are mad because you landed your rocket on their king, so they get there lasers and start capping you. You forgot to pack heat so you get capped and get vaporized.

9. They like you and throw a party… • The little green moon men like the way you do everything and start to worship you. They throw a huge party for you and you live like a king for the rest of your life.

10. You make a wrong turn… Instead of taking a left turn at Albuquerque, you make a right and next thing you know , you are staring out across the universe and the moon is nowhere in sight. You hit Jupiter and get stuck there. You stop at a space station to ask for directions.

11. You get stuck on Jupiter… You rocket makes a crash landing on Jupiter. This planet is not a cool as you thought it would be. You get out of your ship and find out that you weight 2.5 times the amount you did on earth and… You get mad so you make a bomb to blow up Jupiter. You start a farm in your spaceship, since there is no food or water.

12. You start a farm in your spaceship… • To get food, you start a farm somehow in your rocket and plant your food. By the time the food grows, you are skinny as a tooth pick and accidently fall in a crack and get stuck there forever.

13. You make a bomb because you’re mad… • After being on Jupiter for about a day, you go crazy and make a huge nuclear warhead to blow up Jupiter. It blows up and you live because you hid under a rock, but Jupiter gets off its orbit and floats into Saturn and starts a chain reaction that destroys the whole solar system.

14. You stop at a space station to ask for directions… Since the closest gas station is a few stratospheres away, you decide to stop at the space station instead to ask for directions and fuel up on Redbull and sunflower seeds. You forget how to stop and crash into them. They are from Russia and don’t understand a word your saying.

15. You crash into the station… • You forget how to use the brakes in the rocket and smash into the station. It makes a huge hole and the people in the station get sucked out into space. Now you have nobody to tell you directions so you go to the next station and do the same thing, and it just keeps happening because you never learn how to use the brakes.

16. They are from Russia… • The people in the station are from Russia and don’t speak English. They think you are a terrorist so they shoot a missile at your rocket. It hits you, but you also shoot them with a missile and both ships go down.

17. You cant afford a rocket… Right before you are ready to build your rocket, you lose your job as a llama trainer. Your plans change so … You decide to build your own out of sticks and tape. You decide not to go to the moon and just go for a walk.

18. You make your own out of sticks and tape… This slide speaks for itself. People think you are crazy. It barely gets off the ground and than explodes!!!

19. People think you are crazy… • People think you are crazy because you make your rocket out of sticks and tape. They sneak into your house at night to try to take you to the psych ward, but instead they find you sitting there with a shotgun. You shot them and than fly away in your rocket and live on Pluto for the rest of your life.

20. It barely gets off the ground… • It is so crappy, because of the tape and sticks, that it goes 10 feet off the ground and than goes sideways. It screams at mach 3 across the earth until it hits Mt. Everest. It Blows the top of the mountain off, killing you. You go down in history as the nutcase that blew up Mt. Everest.

21. You go for a walk… Since your first dream of going to the moon is crushed and your secondary dream of become a world champion llama trainer is no longer a possibility you decide to take a walk to clear your troubled mind. You go for a walk in the woods. You walk outside and fall and brake your leg.

22. You go for a walk in the woods… • You decide to walk in the woods, were you find a leprechaun. The little man starts talking to you about his plan to go to the moon. You laugh, and help him buy a rocket with his gold he has. You buy the best ship you can and start your journey across the galaxies. During the trip, the leprechaun goes crazy and you don’t make it to the moon after all.

23. You fall and break your leg… • You walk out your door and slip on ice. You fall and brake your leg. After 3 hours of crawling to the hospital, you finally reach it. The doctor sees that you don’t have insurance and pulls the plug on your life support. You live and sue the doctor for all he has. It is enough to buy a rocket and you go on your journey to the moon.