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The Grill Quotient. An examination of mouth bling as it relates to good BBQ. Grill. No grill. Good BBQ?. As grill size decreases, BBQ generally improves. Probably smokes a mean fatty brisket. Not so much. Flavor? I ain’t think so. The Uncle Billy’s Exception.
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The Grill Quotient An examination of mouth bling as it relates to good BBQ
The Uncle Billy’s Hypothesis • Where vibe data is low, BBQ remains unaffected by grill size • In other words, absence of a grill does not necessarily suggest bad BBQ • Data suggests both absence of grill and lame-ass vibe coincides with bad BBQ
Conclusion • Where bling coverage is concerned: the less the teef, the better the beef • Ya grill gleamin (say what), eyes stay low from da cheifin’ (“Grillz,” Nelly 2005) • Relationship validated by presence of vibe
Bibliography: • http://www.14kgoldteeth.com/ • www.sojones.com • Sweatsuit, Nelly, 2005; Derrty Ent., Universal
Special Thanks To: • Sam (long live you, O Magnificently Jeweled King of the East Side) • Aaron and Stacy Franklin • Danny (seriously, please don’t tell Sam we said your BBQ was better) • Sterling at Ray’s (sorry we were so cheap; we’ll be back when we think standing in Franklin’s 2-hour line is dumb) • Austin’s Fearless Critic panel, for perseverance and strength in the name of science