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Sarah Chanski’s To Do List

Sarah Chanski’s To Do List. Log Report June 25, 2014. It makes you worry about your mental stability. Hold on, I can’t do this and talk at the same time. Oh, I know I’m going crazy, I just don’t want everyone else to know. 1. Ask my doctor for a Xanax prescription.

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Sarah Chanski’s To Do List

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  1. Sarah Chanski’sTo Do List Log Report June 25, 2014

  2. It makes you worry about your mental stability. • Hold on, I can’t do this and talk at the same time. • Oh, I know I’m going crazy, I just don’t want everyone else to know. 1. Ask my doctor for a Xanax prescription.

  3. 2. Decide if I want to stay married or be a teacher that makes a difference.

  4. My inner nerd has found a home. 3. Bring my own extension cord for plugging in my computer like Amanda.

  5. Once again, My inner nerd has found a home. Who else appreciates puns as much as a room full of English teachers? 4. Wash my mug.

  6. 5. Break out of my goody-two-shoes comfort zone and lie on the couches on the second floor. 6. Similarly, send an email to Susan without capitalization or punctuation.

  7. I’m a narcissistic author. • I shouldn’t be allowed in public. 7. Have a literary dream. Look into prescription medication that might enhance the creativity of those dreams.

  8. They don’t want to learn something new from me today! 8. Get a cell phone ring with more personality. 9. Also, get my own matchbox car.

  9. 10. Get my HVAC certification so I can fix The Noise. I just can’t fix it YET. 11. Work on developing an accent. I’ve always thought my accent was fixed and inflexible, but now I know that I don’t have a cool accent…yet.

  10. Well, Peter Johnston is from Australia, so to hear him talk is BEAUTIFUL. • I think he might be gay. 12. Have a burning question. And an intellectual crush.

  11. Most people don’t walk into a bookstore and look for their favorite book of five-paragraph essays. Only because I never knew that was an option! 13. Read 15 professional texts on teaching reading, reading workshops, writing, writing workshops, revision, using technology, and grammar. 14. Next reading group time, find a small, dark corner so as not to be distracted by views of the river while reading Susan’s intellectual crush.

  12. 15. Compose this list into a song and then force Kari and Susan to sing it in a round. 16. Research what a stomach that has clearly just given birth looks like.

  13. You can write what’s on my mind any time you want. 17. Get a button-down Sponge Bob shirt.

  14. It’s time for margaritas! This is not a pub crawl! (yes it is) 18. Practice riding a bike and drinking at the same time.

  15. 19. Find 4 bars nearby to visit during the writing marathon.

  16. 20. Enjoy the 20 impossibilities of this list. And follow up on that Xanax.

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