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Food. You are in a town with all sorts of food shops which one do you chose?. Fast-food. Chinese. Posh restaurant. Pizza Hut. Indian. The Posh Restaurant.
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You are in a town with all sorts of food shops which one do you chose? Fast-food Chinese Posh restaurant Pizza Hut Indian
The Posh Restaurant You walk into a neat little place with candle lit tables. When you sit down you order your food. When eating you can make a mistake pick one. Sneeze when drinking Pass-wind Eat with your Mouth open
People start moving away from you and people give dirty looks as you chew. You are a dope with no manners. Click to start again
You sneeze and wine goes everywhere you are asked to leave because of the noise and mess. you have had no lunch. Click to start again
The smell lingers you go to the men's room and stay until everyone has left. Does it get any worse. Click to start again
Fast-Food You walk in it is packed. After waiting you are served. When you sit down and open the box of food you see a layer of grease sloppy about at the bottom. Do you . . . Eat it anyway Ask for another Walk out Secretly put it the bin
Someone sees you but you just keep walking until you reach the door and wished nobody had seen you and you weren’t there at all. Click to start again
The grease was disgusting you feel very ill and go home in a very bad mood. Click to start again
You get thrown out because you offended the staff you go home hungry and embarrassed. Click to start again
Indian You order a curry which is supposed to be sort of hot but when it arrives it has red hot chillies on. Do you Eat them Put them in a napkin Leave them
You eat your meal although it was hotter than you wanted you are not hungry any more…but when you are home the toilet becomes a familiar site. Click to start again
You leave them but the waiter never comes with the bill because he thinks you haven’t finished. Click to start again
The chillies have a bit of curry on and it goes through the napkin leaving a big long stain on your new trousers. Click to start again
Chinese place You are met by a friendly man who greets you and shows you to your table. But what to order. Crispy won-ton Fresh prawns Beef chow-mien
You take a bite your teeth sink into the prawn then you take another you hit something solid you take it out of your mouth. People talk about you in another language, now you know you should have learnt Chinese Click to start again
You pick the piece up with the chop sticks and squeeze to hard the beef flies into the neighbouring tables glass. And splashes. You idiot! Click to start again
It arrives steaming hot at first glance and smell it is wonderful but up close it has rotted. Not as fresh as first thought. You leave them and the Chinese place. Click to start again
Pizza Hut It’s a bit busy but who cares. A short lady asks you the usual stuff. You sit down and a waiter comes. What pizza do you order. Stuffed crust Margarita All toppings
You pick up the first slice and eat it but when you get to the crust you smell something you carry on any way but wish you hadn’t the cheese had gone off. Click to start again
The waiter is walking to you when someone stands up hitting the waiter. The pizza is balancing on his finger but the many toppings slide and over balance the tray. You then find there is no more cheese. Bad luck! Click to start again
The waiter Walks to you, your mouth is watering he puts the pizza down you immediately you start you bite through the cheese, tomato and bread it is wonderful you finish full and happy. You almost skip to the car and drive home.