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Issue 21, September Edition By: Marie Sirenko

Issue 21, September Edition By: Marie Sirenko. School!. School …. School …. School…. Month Info Page. (PS I KNOW THIS CAME OUT IN OCTOBER BUT IT’S MEANT FOR SEPTEMBER). More Septemberness!. Birthstone: Sapphire!. Flower: Aster!.

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Issue 21, September Edition By: Marie Sirenko

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  1. Issue 21, September Edition By: Marie Sirenko School! School… School… School…

  2. Month Info Page (PS I KNOW THIS CAME OUT IN OCTOBER BUT IT’S MEANT FOR SEPTEMBER) More Septemberness! Birthstone: Sapphire! Flower:Aster!

  3. SUPER AWESOMELEY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO ARE AWESOMELEY AWESOME ENOUGH TO SUBMIT SOMETHING AWESOME TO THE FUNNY MAGAZINE Rose C. Nikka S. Emily A. Catherine L. Griffin T. Maggie B. Skyler S. L.J. S. Barely anyone    Please write something people?

  4. Crazy Marie Back to School Quiz • Are you excited to be back at school!? • Eh… • YES YES OMG ITS AMAZING • Lalalalalalala…. Sorry what? • What are your goals this year? • Well… I wanna get good grades and stuff • I want to ride a UNICORN!!! • LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!! • 3. Are you doing any extracurricular activities? • Hmm… maybe sports or instruments. • Is there a unicorn club?  • Excuse me, but you keep interrupting my amazing singing. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!

  5. Dear Mr. Ugly Dear Rose, Well, maybe you should try to get him to be obsessed with something else! Like trash! No? Okay fine. Uh… get him obsessed with UH! :D From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, My brother likes the Lord of the Rings Elves. Okay, he really likes elves. Fine, I’ll spill it. He’s OBSESSED!!! HELP!!! He’s covering me with ELFYNESS!!! AHH! From, Rose C. Dear Mr. Ugly, What do you think about recycling? From, Nikka S. Dear Nikka, I know that recycling is supposed to be a good thing, but it takes away my trash! :( From Mr. Ugly

  6. Dear Emily, Of COURSE I’ll come!!! I’ll just have to pack my trash decorations and trash paint… From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, Okay, I need you to come to my house so that you can help me re-organize my room. What do you say? From, Emily A. Dear Mr. Ugly, I want to play soccer, volleyball, and still have time to relax! What should I do? From, Maggie Dear Maggie, That seems kind of tough. Maybe you can be a sneaky ninja and do all of them!? ;) From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, What is your favorite type of trash? From, Skyler S. Dear Skyler, Actually, I think my new interest is bunnies. BWAHAHA jk. Hmm… I’m not sure! From Mr. Ugly

  7. Sandie’s Blog Hey guys! Sandie here. I just wanted to talk about a little (ok, maybe not so little) problem I have at my new dog training lessons. The popular dogs are so mean to me! They gossip about me, say mean things behind my back, and in front of my back too! Yesterday I was preforming “sit”, and I think I did it perfectly, but then I heard voices and giggles behind me. “Did you see that ‘sit’? It was, like, so like, bad.” “Yeah! And when she, like, sat down, I think I like, heard the ground like, crack.” And they called me “Fatty Sandie”  I mean, that doesn’t even rhyme! My BFF, Chocolate the chocolate lab, keeps telling me not to listen to them, but how do I do that? I need help guys  ~Posted by SandieRocks on September 18, 2013

  8. Replies from the neighborhood… Zuni123 said: Just don’t pay attention to them, Sandie! You’re not fat! Okay, maybe just a little. But still! I know you’re good at obedience training. And you’re on a diet. SandieRocks replied:You’re not much more help than Chocolate. :/ And you called me fat! D:  PeeweeChihuahua said: UGH! How DARE those meanie-bobeanie-slovinie bullies make fun of MY NEIGHBOR! But you are a little fat… SandieRocks replied:I’M NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m just fluffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:|

  9. Replies from the last month… TheMrWaffle said: Stop complaining, you ungrateful howling dog! SandieRocks replied: Well stop complaining about me complaining!  BaconLover123 said: Well you can either deal with it or go swimming! DUH!!! SandieRocks replied: But I can’t swim! So I have to deal with it? D: RoseCassidy said: Buy a fan and stand in front of it playing video games and eating treats! SandieRocks replied: Not a bad idea… hey do you know where I could get a fan, video games, and treats? MaggieBrightsaid: Calm down! You scared me! Anyway just drink lots of water. SandieRocks replied: WATER!!! YES!!! :D But what about my boredness issue? Gummyz said: Just chill and eat da bacon bitz :P SandieRocks replied: Yeah! :D BaconLover123: Emily A. Gummyz: Catherine L. TheMrWaffle: Griffin T.

  10. Weird Page 1 2 3 4 5 Which one is your favorite?Vote on the back now!

  11. Votes from last month 3 votes 4 votes 2 votes 2 votes WINNER 6 votes

  12. Other Page Monthly Poll Last month I went around asking people if they would rather be a waffle or a pancake. These are the results: This month the vote is about dogs and cats! Which one do you like more? 21 votes 25 votes

  13. The 50’s When Marie was in first grade, she had to dress up for the 50’s for school. She thought that the fifties literally meant 50 A.D., so she had no idea what to wear. Her mom told her that her grandma was born in the fifties, so she knew what to wear. Marie was like, “She’s really that old!?” Can I Read Your Mind? Say 8. (You can say it in your head) Say 88. Now say 888. Now 8888. 88888. 888888. 8888888. Now think of a vegetable. When you think of it, look at the bottom of the page and see if I guessed it! Did you guess a carrot?

  14. Submitted Page Name:__________ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Skyler S. Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there were Snuffleufaguses. Snuffelugases are fuzzy creatures that are RABID! When some explorers came to visit this land, they found the Snuffelugases. They thought they were cute and wanted to take them home. During their trip, they found out that they were rabid! They were so focused on not getting bitten that they forgot about the boat, and it crashed. The last of the Snuffelugases were on the boat so now they are extinct. Name:_______ Title:________________ __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Rose C. The Story of Blah Blah. Blah blah. BLAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Grr no one listens to me! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAARGH! GAH! No one likes me! Grr! >:[

  15. Name:_________ Title: _____________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Griffin T. A horror story There was a man and he was in a mountain, no, desert. He was 50, no, 20 years old. He was attacked by a chupacabra, no, a chupacabra’s attack goats, not people. Ugghh, I’m horrible at horror. The man was attacked by a, eh, rattlesnake. The end. Wait! I want more time! Actually, no… Name:_________ Title: _____________ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Maggie B. BORED D: On a boring planet lived Mr. Bored. Mr. Bored is bored. “Why are you bored , Mr. Bored?” asked Mr. Purple. “Because I am!” Mr. Bored snapped boringly. 10 Boring Hours later… Mr. Bored came up with a new boring song. “Bored, bored, BORING!” Mr. Bored sang. Then Mr. Bored ate a plain boring pickled bored sandwich. Have a boring day!  Note from Marie: WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?????

  16. Ditzy’s Editorial I tink you shuld name dis magazine the Bacon Magazine and makes it about bacon… =) ~?????? (P.S. Iz not Emily A.)Hmm… Bacon does sound appealing… Make a Rose Page! I’ll make it! I TFM!!! ~Rose C. Sure, Rose! Just remember to make it every month. You can make it about whatever you want. :D Hmm… there are SO MANY things that NEED to be changed! JK!!! Keep doing what you do best!  ~Maggie B. Aww, thank you Maggie! All this appreciation is what makes TFM go on.  You should feature the birthdays of everyone who was born in the month you make the magazine! ~Skyler S. Uh… We were about to do that… I just don’t know 6-1’s b-days! If someone could tell Marie, we could do it. I know Mary’s birthday was on September 20! One month should have a cupcake theme ~the Mr. Waffle (AKA Griffin) Uh… I’m sure we could do that… I guess..

  17. Fun Page Find your way through the apple!

  18. Do you have replies to anything? Write it over here! Name:______________ Nowrip it out and give it to Marie! Suggestion for Sandie: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________From: Dear Mr. Ugly, From: Fav. Picture: # Story (Aww, please? I really need some!) : ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I COMAND YOU TO LOOK ON THE BACK NOW…

  19. CONTINUE STORY… __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial… ____________________________ _____________________________________________________________________________________________Thank you! These really help  ~Marie PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!! (Unless I don’t have any extras. THEN you can share.)

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