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You Might Be A Buzzard Maintainer If…

You Might Be A Buzzard Maintainer If…. You’ve ever slept on the concrete under a wing… You have a better bench stock in the pockets of your coveralls than the supply system… You’ve ever been told to go get “some prop wash and a yard of flight line”….

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You Might Be A Buzzard Maintainer If…

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  1. You Might Be A Buzzard Maintainer If… You’ve ever slept on the concrete under a wing… You have a better bench stock in the pockets of your coveralls than the supply system… You’ve ever been told to go get “some prop wash and a yard of flight line”…. You’ve ever had to walk for a week after not signing off your AF 1800… 5.10 You believe the aircraft has a soul… You’ve ever used a wheel chock as a hammer… You’ve ever had to defuel and aircraft an hour after refueling it… All you care about is the flying schedule and your days off… You think everyone who isn’t a Maintainer is a wimp…. 10. You can’t figure out why maintenance officers exist… 

  2. What the f***, ONLY 3 beers?

  3. It’s only an info-note…good to go!

  4. I will train my people to Remove the Power Cord before starting tow vehicle…

  5. Does he know I sleep in my truck every night? Bill, you HAVE to take a day off!

  6. P-Diddy… Wood… Here He’s at the Cadillac!

  7. When I grow up…

  8. Maybe my ex-girlfriends won’t recognize me

  9. Don’t look at me…I just dig the hat!

  10. Seems to have a “dropped” object….!

  11. Are you sure you’re Code-3? Try again….

  12. The wheels on the bus go round and round…

  13. Don’t tell the Chief…we lost another tool…shhhhh….

  14. Honest, I didn’t mean to walk into the women’s shower!

  15. BUZZARD’S RULE!!!

  16. Do you swear to always give me CT jets?

  17. How’d I get stuck in this picture?

  18. They call you what?

  19. Look, a shiny object!

  20. I want out…I want out…where’s my crew chief?

  21. Parts? What parts?

  22. As soon as we stop speeding, turn on our blinkers, and set our parking brake! When do you think the Chief will let us drive again?

  23. No Easley, the wind direction doesn’t affect station 1…it only affects station 2

  24. Probably next to the bolts in 2046s cockpit…. Hey Skippy, where does the wheel speed sensor go?

  25. ZzzzzzZzzzzzzz

  26. I wish the Chief and SMSgt Muranaka would leave

  27. Unplug the –60..unplug the –60…unplug the –60…

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