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Science. We’ve all been told that science is the bees knees and, absolute Because they’ve proven it scientifically. Well science is very easy to disprove. For starters we have all been told that the world spins really, really fast to create gravity In reality it doesn’t.
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Science We’ve all been told that science is the bees knees and, absolute Because they’ve proven it scientifically
Well science is very easy to disprove • For starters we have all been told that the world spins really, really fast to create gravity • In reality it doesn’t
The scientists tell us that it does • Yet the ancients prove them wrong
Well they worked out • Over four thousand five hundred years ago, that • Number one, we do one full revolution every twenty four hours
That’s why the ancients created these There called Sundials
Which means we spin at the same speed as the little hand on this twenty four hour clock
Which when you think about it • Is not really, really fast, because in reality, it is • Really, really slow
The scientist's credibility is starting to slide • Their not really as smart as they think they are
So if they cant even work out how fast the earth spins • And they cant even work out gravity • What the hell else, did they get wrong
You know what this is We all live on it
It’s the third rock from the sun • Remember when we were kids and we would ride our pushbikes in the rain
And as we rode really, really fast • The water would spin up our backs • And leave that wet muddy trail right up the centre of our shirt
Well if the scientist’s were right • If the earth span as fast as they say it did all of the water would spin off into outer space • Just like it did when we rode our pushbike's in the rain
Don’t you feel sorry for those guys • They don’t even notice that the sun is in the east every morning • Let alone had the joy of riding a pushy in the rain
They have probably been so hell bent on proving themselves right • That they never even had the opportunity to appreciate a sunrise or even a sunset
The scientific theory is that water expands 20 percent when heated Yet as a child I learnt that water evaporated at 100 degrees
You know when you boil a billy You have to put the lid on it, or it evaporates
Remember these, we used to eat them as kids Remember how they expand when there frozen
An Aussie invented the fridge To keep the beer cold
Which goes against the scientific theory As the refrigerant expands it cools, when it is compressed it heats Explaining reverse cycle air conditioning
Some people cant accept the simple things in life • The company of a good mate • Or the company of a good girlfriend • A loved one • A bro or sis • Or simply your mum
You are You • And never let anyone, • Ever take that away from