In fact, you can ride a cow.

1. In fact, you can ride a cow. July 2nd, 2007 Alexandra Sommers

2. In fact, cow riding is not made up..

3. Or for small children to “pretend”

4. Or to play to get the attention of their parents

5. Or just for those who want a little adventure in their lives

6. Or for those who want a little horn in their lives

7. In Fact, One can ride a cow with chaps on

8. How ever I would not suggest riding anything (or anyone) in these chaps

9. You can entertain small children on a cow

10. Even the Japanese can do it (on a cow)

11. Cows are good for riding down steep cliffs

12. But I would suggest wearing a helmet

13. Cows are good for a Paris is free from jail ride-a-cow-a-thon Photo courtesy of the Texas prison museum website. Oh yeah, that’s Texas for you.

14. In fact, one can ride a cow in a parade

15. One ride a cow for work, such as herding other cows

16. Or ride your cow to your vacation destination

17. Or while on vacation

18. However, I would not suggest riding a cow if you are drunk (and I would not suggest tee-shirts with out sleeves either, boys)

19. And lastly, I would not suggest riding this cow or a moped (or fat girls, Ben)