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POLITICAL HAY. Consumers here’s some news for you We don’t like chemical residue Forget those things the experts say There’s poisons in your five-a-day. Political Hay. We need not focus on the facts It’s justified ‘cause EPA’s too lax We’ll invent ourselves a “scare-of-the-day”
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POLITICAL HAY • Consumers here’s some news for you • We don’t like chemical residue • Forget those things the experts say • There’s poisons in your five-a-day
Political Hay • We need not focus on the facts • It’s justified ‘cause EPA’s too lax • We’ll invent ourselves a “scare-of-the-day” • As we plant some seeds of political hay
Political Hay We’ve got a bumper crop of political hay We don’t let science get in our way We need no journals to share our views As long as we get on Headline News
Political Hay • We’ve got a bumper crop of politcal hay • Our real target is the EPA • Consumer fears, • we’ll raise a few • And we don’t give a hoot • about peer review
Political Hay • We’ll say your kids are like Snow White • They might get sick from just one bite • We’ll say we’re helping Mom and Dad • And if their kids don’t eat, • that’s just too bad
Political Hay • We’ll harvest up some scary fears • That tug on hearts and lead to tears • And with those tears we’ll find a way • To irrigate our crop of hay
Political Hay • We’ve got a bumper crop • of political hay • We don’t let science • get in our way • We need no journals • to share our views • As long as we get on headline News
Political Hay • We’ve got a bumper crop of political hay • Our real target is the EPA • Consumer fears, we’ll raise a few • And we don’t give a hoot about peer review