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The Prince's Crown. By Zottula. In fact, it would be most amusing. I don’t really think this dress suits me. Fine! I’ll run around naked until I find something. And I want to keep it because…?. Look, I’m sorry but its all I’ve got. Okay?. Run around naked if you must, I don’t care.
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The Prince's Crown By Zottula
In fact, it would be most amusing. I don’t really think this dress suits me. Fine! I’ll run around naked until I find something. And I want to keep it because…? Look, I’m sorry but its all I’ve got. Okay? Run around naked if you must, I don’t care. And seeing as you’ve stretched it, you might as well keep it. Oh it does suit you. Don’t be silly I will! No you would not!
No idea, but I can spy on her for you. Yeah. I’m a bird. Tweet tweet. Neeee-naaaawwww I’ll report back as soon as I find something interesting It’s okay miss. We’ll help you find your children. Why would she bother though? I bet it’s the bomb lady that kidnapped them. He’ll probably report back as soon as he finds a worm. That’s what a bird’s gonna find interesting Vase!
HELP! HELP! Someone help! There! Much more comfortable. I hear young voices. I must rescue them! We’re trapped in the basement! HELP! And they don’t sound too happy.
You evil woman. Ha ha. Blowing up stuff is so fun. Boom! Boom!
Pigs don’t fly? Rubbish! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Oh…er….kids. Don’t look behind you, okay? Hey, its ok, I’ve come to rescue you. Where are the lights? Ah ha! Ooooh…scallybones! Help! Help! Aaaaaah!!!
Covered. Happy now? Fine! I’m quite comfortable like this. SHRIEK! Dude, put itaway. You’re scaring my sis. I mean… Put some clothes on. That’s even scarier!
Being blown up is no fun. Oh yeah, sure brilliant. Hmph! Why am I the unlucky one? My children! You look fine. Vase! You alright?
Where have the children gone? I am hungry.
Maybe she’s a cannibal. Uh huh. Nice. At least being locked in a bathroom means you got a toilet! She locked us in the bathroom together! And in the basement there were some scary skelingtons. She wanted to eat me? Gross! And then she moved us into the basement! I need to change out of my smelly, wet clothes. That reminds me……
La la la. Hang on, aren’t we supposed to be chasing after her? Arrrrrhhhh! Food! Must eat! I know I’m already cooked, but please don’t eat me! Meh.
Who was your rescuer. So how did you escape? We were rescued.
Kids! Close your eyes! Quite right! Quite right! Why hello there. Him. Oh don’t be silly! What’s wrong with this natural form?
You’ve completely blown up our home town! We’re not stupid. What’s under your top? But the worst is still to come. Oh! You caught me! Oh! Just for a little shape. Its disguised. Only salt water will destroy it. But it does not matter. Melons this time. No bombs. We must stop it. What’s the point in that? What?
Chuck that thing in the sea! Hmm…my crown seems to be getting hot. My crown is a bomb? GRR! My plans are ruined. Salt water will destroy it! It’s gonna explode! BOMB! Is it?